Who is controlling the DOW

With wild swings in the DOW Jones Industrial Average you may ask yourself who is control of the DOW?

The President? The FEDS? Congress?

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

APR will let you in on the secret of the DOW. Because APR is now controlling the DOW. Yes I am the "Man" controlling the DOW and APR is making it go up an down like Paris on a porn tape.

But why? Besides the normal reasons of distracting the media away from APR's real goal of total world domination and punishing America for the cancellation of Alf Tales back in the 80's.

There is one primary reason to the current DOW average and why APR decided on the current average. It all has to do with APR's family passion of Sooner football.

What What What?????

What does the DOW have anything to do with football?

Let me make this perfectly clear to those who do not understand the genius of APR. With OU getting the #1 rank this weekend, when was the last time OU was ranked #1? Well that's back in Dec. 2003. What is the DOW average today? 10.3k -- which was the average back in Dec. 2003.

Wooo-AH AH AH AH!!!!!!! (that's APR's evil laughter)

So watch out Wall Street because the DOW will continue to drop to 9.9k (which was the average in January 2001 when OU won it's last national championship).

Wooo-AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!