APR's parents

So the lack of blogs lately is due to the fact that APR made a big mistake in asking for help from APR's parents while Mrs. APR is out of town. So APR has been making a list of all the crap APR has had to deal with. It's a long f-ing list and it's been less than a week. Oh for the love of God please Mrs. APR come home soon!!!

No visit from APR's parents is complete without rancid food. Especially rancid food brought from where ever the parents come from. Yes, there are no grocery stores where APR lives. Especially grocery stores that specialize in what ever unique food you're accustomed too from what ever state you came from. So thank you for dragging 50 lbs of rancid food to my house and feeding my kids.

Why the F are you going through APR's mail and why are the letters open? Leave it the F alone.

Why the F are you going through APR's closet? I don't want to come home and you ask me that you don't know which of my clothing in my closet is clean so you just washed whatever you felt like washing. These are my f-ing clothing and why the f are you going through my closet?

I though that you two old F's haven't taken a bath because I left clean towels for you but the towels haven't been touched in 5 days. Oh wait you've been using my towels. Why the F would you use my towels when I left clean towels for you? No really why!!!

Oh my God learn that the TV is one remote and the satellite is another remote and the DVD player is another remote. I don't like getting waken up at 2 in the morning because you can't get to your porn.

I do not like taking parenting advice from you and I sure as hell don't like hearing how my cousins are raising their kids. Let me raise my own kids without your F-ing advice.

When asking me to do something and finding that it's a lot harder to than you though don't stop me when I'm almost done and telling me that you didn't really want it done now since it's going to be hard to do.

I don't care about your economic theories. This area must not be growing because there are no Vietnamese supermarkets. Because Vietnamese population always means affluence. Which doesn't make sense because you feel other Asian super markets are too expensive with clean aisles, air conditioning and high priced non-spoiled food. Yes, you would rather spend the time and find a cheap Vietnamese grocery store in the ghetto than spending a couple of more dollars at a nice, clean, air-conditioned Asian supermarket. So nothing says prosperity like a filthy store, rancid meat, no AC, day old and moldy bread, and illegal immigrants so far south that they are from the Amazon. If that doesn't say affluence I don't know what does.

How do you say sarcasm in Vietnamese? Because the fact that I'm agreeing with whatever is spewing from your mouth is just me being sarcastic.

Why the F did you invite someone to my house? No really why the F is there an old Vietnamese guy in my house giving me a lecture on spending too much money with daycare and not sending my kids to some old Vietnamese woman.

So I guess you would rather starve than spend more than $4 on a bowl of Pho.

I know what the F you're say because I understand Vietnamese so stop talking about me and my family in front of me. I just choose not to speak your ching chang language.

Thanks for giving me and my girls diarrhea. The day care also appreciated it so much they keep sending my girls stinky soiled underwear home for me to clean.

I guess the only friends my girls are allowed to have are Vietnamese friends because you question the ethnicity of any non-Vietnamese friend my girls have. I also like how your racism is put into high gear for mixed children.

No I don't know where the Vietnamese Catholic church is. Oh my church is okay now since you saw Vietnamese people. Thanks I though I had to change churches.

Sudoku? no really all you do all day is play Sudoku? The first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do before you watch porn is Sudoku... Well good for you.

So I don't love Jesus as much because I keep my kids in the cry room. Well you go right ahead and leave me and my sinful way.

Yes I let my girls watch TV but please don't watch adult or violent movies in front of them.

If you can't use the dishwasher just wash your dishes normally and use the dishwasher like a drying rack.

Thank God an OU game is on because that's a couple of hours you can stop bugging me.

I know my two year old is fast but if you want me to do something for you, you can at least watch her for more than a couple of seconds.

You know why my girls are crying at night and sleeping with me. It's the fact that you two freak them out when you go to their room when they make any noise. So please stop coming up to their rooms and checking on them at night so I don't have to spend the next hour calming them down.

Stop bugging me because your computer won't run right. Here's some advice, stop opening every f-ing email that is sent to you.

We can afford paper towels so please stop cutting up the sheets into smaller sheets.

Oh for the love of Christ please stop bugging me about how my brothers and sisters are raising their kids. I don't care!

Stop asking me about my brothers and sisters. You've been with me all week have you seen me talk to any of them?

I guess my piano room is now a medicine cabinet.

You know you love Jesus so much you do the sign of the cross before you take your drugs.

Okay I have to go take care of my girls because it's getting near dinner time and I have an hour of trying to get them to eat the crappy food my parents made before I give up and go buy McDonald's.