I'm the worst parent ever

APR never, ever said APR was the best parent or even a good parent. No APR stated that APR is the Best Blogger in the World. So let this be a lesson to all those who want to try and use the APR parenting methodology.

As an example -- Air travel with two kids.

APR is the worst parent in the world.

How does APR know this? Well it has to do with the stares and looks that passengers and flight attendants or as APR calls them flight hags gives APR when one of APR's spawns cries and throws a tantrum during a flight.

Never mind the fact that APR's child was good and well behaved through 95% of the flight or the fact that APR was stuck on the f-ing tarmac for almost an hour forced to restrain APR's child to the crappy seat belt while the plane sat motionless. Oh heaven forbid that APR un-locks the seat belt and by doing so receives the wrath of the flight hag on the PA system scolding APR. Or a friendly visit from the flight hag reminding APR that the f-ing pilot hasn't turned off the seat belt sign.

Than on top of that there's the helpful advice from passengers. Listen people APR appreciates your advice but air pressure change as a reason why a child is screaming doesn't explain why a kid cries while being on the ground. Maybe the fact that every f-ing eye is on the kid and the parent has to restrain them could be the reason the kid is crying.

APR sees all the looks from those around judging APR and APR's parenting skills. Well all you people can shut your f-ing pie hole and f-off.

APR knows he's the worst parent ever so F-you!!!!!

Oh yeah APR had a big hang-over too from too much drinking the night before so F-you all to HELL!!!!!!!