Denis Leary -- I'm an Asshole!

This Thanksgiving Season let us give thanks to America and the freedom to be an Asshole!

APR’s Call to Action!

Okay APR has been bitching about the economy and going on and on about it too long. APR was going to write several more blogs on that subject, like the parable about the lazy grasshopper and the ants and how it’s all F-ed up because the lesson is you don’t have to work and save because someone else will take care of you like the ants because they worked hard all summer and now will have to support the lazy grasshopper.

Well APR saw an episode of King of the Hill “The Redneck on Rainey Street” last night and realized that APR has done enough bitching and complaining. It’s time APR got off his ass and stop whining.

In the King of the Hill episode Kahn’s daughter, Connie, is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get ahead in life, Kahn and Minh decide to give up and live like beer-drinking, El Camino-driving rednecks.

Here are some quotes:
RUTH: Look, Connie's a really smart Asian girl, but I've got a boatload of them -- pardon the expression. She's not black, she's not hispanic, or even white. I mean, good Lord, give me a white kid from a public school with Connie's specs, and that kid could waltz in here.
KAHN: You telling me Connie didn't get in because she's an overachieving Asian? That's discrimination!

KAHN: Minh, don't you see? There's a paradise out there! A place where nobody works, nobody cares, nobody have plans or dreams that can be crushed.

KAHN: What choice do I have? We flee horrible dictatorship, learn a new language, work hard and study hard. And our reward for doing everything right is to be told "Go to hell. You work too hard. You study too hard."

There’s even a reference to the TPS report. But at the end of the show as Kahn was stick fighting a retarded man-boy he realizes that his daughter and her future was his true goal for working so hard.

KAHN: Connie like a beautiful lotus growing out of the muck. That's her hook!

So Kahn has inspired APR to write the following rant and come up the following new saying:

Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

That’s right!

Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

Can I hear it from those in the back!

Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

And when APR says Whitey APR means rich, white-men like the CEO’s of the banks, car makers, and big businesses that has F-ed up the economy and lost millions of jobs (you see them on the news these days asking for money) not the white people APR sees doing day to day work and trying to make a living. No those white people can continue to do their jobs. Yes even hillbilly red neck white trash whitey because APR can’t blame them for taking truck loads of money when Da Man was just giving it away and not read the fine print.

So regular white people and African Americans (because of the whole slavery thing and we need you to concentrate on sports and rap music) can sit back, because this is a job for the “we” in APR’s saying.

Who are the “we”? When APR says “we”, APR means immigrants. Yes immigrants! It doesn’t matter if you’re 1st generation, 2nd generation, 3rd generation and beyond, because if you grew up in a household that speaks two languages APR considers you an immigrant! Illegal or legal doesn’t matter either because the first immigrants were illegal (ask the Native Americans if those Europeans had the proper paperwork)!

Yes the immigrants! You know the ones who work 3 jobs, own their own business, and live with 50 relatives to save money! Because immigrants built this country and immigrants will continue to build it up! Why? Because the immigrant dream is a simple dream. It’s not about 401k, bonus plans or shareholder value. Oh no. It’s about their children. Immigrants do it for their kids. They may not have a better life and after this economic disaster they’re looking at a worst life for themselves but damn-it all to hell their kids are going to have a better life!!!

This is a call out to Asian (APR is including the brownies when APR say Asians because if APR say Indian people will confuse that with Native Americans and we all know what immigrants did to them), Mexi-cans (this includes people from Latin and S. America), Eastern Europeans, Middle Eastern, and Africans, America needs you and it’s time for us to shine.

APR is not only talking to those immigrants who have to clean up rooms, do laundry, make food and drive Whitey-McWhite-White around. Oh no… APR is also talking to the educated children of immigrants as well. Your parents worked their ass off to get you a better life and an education. So before you run off and marry the nearest white person, you better start living up to your parent’s expectations.

You immigrants better listen to APR's message, especially you Mr. Neel Kashkari. Who?

Neel Kashkari is an Indian-American (not Native American) who is the Interim Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability in the United States Department of the Treasury.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neel_Kashkari

Let’s just say that if Neel was working at the Quickie-Mart he would be in charge of the penny change jar. But substitute Quickie-Mart with the Treasury and penny change jar with $700 Billion. Neel is in charge of the $700 Billion aid package. So Neel, all APR has to say is, you better not F-up! Because there is a long line of white b-school grads with less knowledge and even less experience but more connections waiting for you to fail. It’s time to show American what an Indian can do and to prove to your parents why it was a good idea for you to leave engineering and go into finance.

So it’s not about some rich white guy’s fancy million dollar house, his million dollar private jet, his millions in bonus, his hookers or his blow. Oh no… Immigrants need to do this for a better life for our kids and our kids, kids because if we don’t fix America our kids’ life will be worst off and we can’t let that happen.

Remember:
Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

Say it again my brother!
Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

So this Thanksgiving, in addition to NFL and fried turkey, let’s be thankful for immigrants. (Except for the Native Americans because if you know what you know now, you guys should have let those settlers starve in the first place.) Because no matter what Congress, the President and rich Whitey-McWhite-White does, the immigrant will have to clean it up, figuratively and literally.

Secret Asian Man

APR was shocked to learn that there’s a comic strip called “Secret Asian Man” and it wasn’t about APR’s college days in Boston where APR was known as the “Secret Asian Man”. APR got the nickname because other than APR’s appearance and name, APR did not fit into any other stereotypical Asian category. APR came from the mid-west, APR spoke with a redneck accent, APR wasn’t part of the hundreds of Asian organizations in college and the most important distinction was APR was really bad in academics. So you see why people called APR the “Secret Asian Man”.

Also APR’s college days were very pathetic due to endless nights of D&D, SpaceHulk and Battletech and would make a pretty sad comic strip. Thankfully no one is making comic strips about that yet.

Anyway here are some strips from Secret Asian Man by Tak Toyoshima.




You can find more at his blog…

http://www.secretasianman.com/home.htm

Another APR Kickass Football Player

So APR would like to name Florida State safety Myron Rolle as another APR Kickass Football Player.

I know what you all are thinking... APR has gone off the deep end. Not only did he pick a black athlete but also picked someone outside of Texas.

Well let me tell you a little something about Myron Rolle. He's a safety for Florida State and APR thinks he has a bright future ahead for himself. Sadly not in the NFL.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3719726

This dude is F-ing smart. He got named to a Rhodes scholarship. Yeah... let's list other famous black Rhodes Scholars...

Okay APR can't name any famous Rhodes Scholars but APR can name several past Heisman Trophy winners. So let's just say APR isn't really down with the whole education thing. APR believes that athletes shouldn't be slowed down by book learning. Especially during football or basketball season or preseason or even post season. The athletes are there to win championships and their reward is to F cheerleaders and get money from boosters.

So why name Myron an APR Kickass Football Player? Because the dude is smart and has gone against so much to do this.

APR assumes that getting a Rhodes Scholarship is as hard as understanding the BCS but this dude went up against one the biggest stereotype known to modern society.

The stereotype of the dumb jock. He was able to not only get the award but also continue to play for his team. He could have easily just let other people take his classes for him or have the coach pressure his teachers to give him a passing grade but Myron actually went to class and did his work.

So Myron in addition to being a Rhodes Scholar you are now one of the few people with the title of APR Kickass Football Player. Tell that to the whitey mc-white white at Oxford.

Deep Frying a Turkey!

It's almost time for APR's favorite holiday.

Turkey Day! AKA Thanksgiving AKA Whitey Stole America From the Indian's Day

So to celebrate here are some pictures from past Turkey Day feast and APR favorite method of cooking turkeys... Deep Frying!!!!

God Bless the man who come up with deep frying a turkey! That man is a genius!

APR Alternative Business Techniques

With the looming global recession and ever shrinking markets APR has a few business techniques for management that will allow them to continue to have hookers and blow. So listen up CEO's, especially those from GM, Ford, and Circuit City!

This isn’t the normal list such as layoffs, reduced healthcare benefits, outsource jobs overseas and have the CEO appear on a new ad campaign. Oh on… Any B-school grad can come up with those ideas. These techniques are so revolutionary and innovative that any company that employees these techniques will be profitable, increase shareholder values, and guarantee bonuses for upper level management even in a recession.

So listen up all you primates and bask in the glory of “APR Alternative Business Techniques”! Also don’t forget to sign up for APR’s business seminars and book tour coming to a Motel 6 near you!

1. Life lesson in action: Put a $1 bill under the chairs of your entire office. Write an email to the office and tell them to look under their chair. The moral of this story to your employees is you cannot make money unless you “get off your ass”! Also it gives you ample time to smell the hot chick’s chair.

2. Cost savings starts in the toilet. Do you know your company flushes millions of dollars a year down the toilet? Literally! You can save that money buy using a simple screw driver. How APR? It’s simple… tighten the toilet paper disperser so tight that if the employee yanks on the toilet paper roll too hard only one little strip will come off. Yes you will not only save money is TP but you will also make the employees so mad that they won’t take a crap at work. But remember to make sure the paper towel dispenser is not reachable from the stall.

3. Have the inmates (employees) turn on their own. What’s the best way to ensure company loyalty? Why having the employees turn on other employees. There are many ways of doing this but the best way is to dangle a promotion in front of several employees with the implied stipulation that those who don’t get the promotion will be let go or have to report to the person promoted. This way you can guarantee the best performance from those employees because they will have added motivation. Also the employees will work extra hard by sucking up to you and backstabbing each other. APR calls this the “Kirk vs. Lizard Man Approach”

4. Rent out your office for porn movies. Porn is one of the few recession proof industries. So what better way to become part of the industry than to rent out your un-used office space for porn movies? This will add a bit of realism to the movie, motivate employees to actually show up for work and who knows, maybe you get to be in a couple of the movies. You can also cross market your products with porn as well, like the following example:

Hi I’m Dan Hesse the CEO of Sprint. With the current financial downturn and ever increasing day to day cost, wouldn’t it be great to get your voice, emails, data, and internet on one device for one monthly price? Also wouldn’t it be even better to get porn on that device? Not just any porn but Sprint Porn™? Yes, porn filmed and produced at Sprint headquarters with me like “Call Center Whore”, “Financial Anal-ist”, and “Can U Suck Me Now” with the quality, service, and reliability of the Sprint network. If your answer is yes, Sprint has the solution for you. I’m Dan Hesse and I’m rich!

5. Be like Christopher Walken. Just walk around and impersonate Christopher Walken. Nothing inspires workers like Christopher Walken from Batman Returns, or from Catch Me if You Can, or any SNL skit.

Try walking around the office and saying the following to any issues that come up.

Sir we're being investigated by the SEC.
The Union is on strike.
Health care cost is going up 50%.
The Board wants to fire you.

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.

Don’t worry if you can’t talk like Walken, you can always try and dance like him around the office.

Bed Time Story

So it's been awhile so APR want's to put the Parenting back into Angry Parenting.

Here's a special bed time story for all those kids out there by Christopher Walkens.

Remember Wolfie Burns and Piggies Live..



Also here's another great story to tell your kids by Christopher Walkens.

Yea verily yea!

APR writes a lot of crazy ass things… and once in awhile APR actually hits a nerve and writes something profound. Sadly APR hates when that happens…

Check out the following links.

Are you an idiot to keep paying your mortgage?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/11/16/BUQR1442LQ.DTL

The world has never seen such freezing heat
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/Content/displayPrintable.jhtml;jsessionid=Z5NMBFZTLI3JPQFIQMFCFFOAVCBQYIV0?xml=/opinion/2008/11/16/do1610.xml&site=15&page=0

Once again APR has another analogy that seems profound, comical, and yet sad because it’s so true.

APR feels like he is the Fool following King Lear around…

What? What? What?

Okay all you primates… Put down the remote and pick up some Shakespeare.

Shakespeare?

ARGHHHH!

William Shakespeare. You know Romeo and Juliet? MacBeth? Does that ring a bell?

Okay here’s the short of it. King Lear is an old king who feels that he needs to test the love of his daughters. He makes several mistakes and forsakes the one daughter who truly loves him. He realizes his mistake too late as he loses everything that he loves (including the daughter who truly loves him). This, my friend, is called a Tragedy not the normal happy-happy feel good type of Hollywood movies. Or as APR likes to think of it, Shakespeare was the John Woo of the Elizabethan era. Not the John Woo after he went to Hollywood, the John Woo when he was in Hong Kong making movies like the Killer.

John Who? No John Woo… come on people, he directed Chinese movies with super slow motion action, two guns in each hand and unlimited ammo?

If you’re too lazy to read the play King Lear, check out Akira Kurosawa’s Ran.

Akira Kurosawa? Sorry another obscure reference that only a few people will get. Sadly maybe no one will get…

Anyway that’s another blog or several more blogs… back to King Lear.

So APR isn’t King Lear or the daughters… Oh no… APR is the Fool. Yes the Fool who runs around making fun of the King. So who’s the King? Why it’s the society that we live in. APR mocks society and the crazy ass stuff that happens.

APR is like the Fool and is content is following the King around and making fun of the King. But not once does the Fool try and stop the King from making any mistakes. Oh no, that isn’t the job of the Fool the job of the Fool is to mock, tell a joke, and enjoy witty banter with the King. Yea verily yea!

Fools and jesters in the Renaissance era were employed not only by nobility but by aristocratic households. Fools served not to simply amuse but to criticize their master or mistress and their guests.

The one thing that the Fool hates is someone who will try and reason with the King and thus, agrees with the Fool in his criticism. You see the Fool does not follow any ideology. He rejects all appearances, of law, justice, and moral order.

So as the storm rages on and the King is screaming into the tempest, the Fool will be next to the king mocking him. But when someone else decides to stand up next to the Fool and scream criticism against the King, the Fool will have to turn around and wonder what the F is this person doing here. No really, what the F are you standing next to me and why the F are you here? This is my job, just like the token minority in a teenage sex comedy.

The Fool is paid to be here. So what the F is your reason?

What’s APR’s point? Please for the love of God do not take APR seriously.

Time to look for a new job when…

With the current economic crisis and the worsening economy you may ask yourself are there signs that you should start looking for a new job?

APR has one that a lot of financial and economic sites fail to mention. This is a great rule for you to start looking for a new job and/or if you’re an investor to start selling their stock.

The rule is: If the CEO/President of your company starts appearing in commercials when they traditionally never were in any commercials before, it’s time to start looking for a new job.

The main reason for the CEO/President of any company to make a commercial is to brand themselves as part of the company's image and convey a sense that they play a personal part in the everyday running of the company. Sure this would work for some mom and pop business and a used car dealer but not for a multi-billion dollar company.

The likely reason for the CEO/President to start making commercials is because the company has spent millions of dollars on a new advertising plan and chances are they hired some expensive consulting company.

Here’s the pitch….

Expensive Consulting Company (ECC) Person #1: Man we wasted millions of dollars and haven’t come up with any ideas on selling this crappy product. WTF are we going to do? How can we come up with an ad campaign that will justify the millions that they spent on our ECC?

ECC Person #2: I know what we can do… we can stoke the ego of the CEO/President and use him as the centerpiece of a multi-million dollar ad campaign. He can’t say no because we will tell him how great he is and he will love to see his face all over the place to really build up his ego.

ECC Person #1: You’re an F-ing genius! Let’s go get some ho’s and blow to celebrate and charge it to our client.

So not only did your company spend millions on consultants, ad agencies, and TV/Print advertising but the face of your company will be associated with some rich white guy and it’s not Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark either. Oh no, it’s some rich white guy with an even bigger ego now that he will see his face everywhere.

Here’s a list of commercials that APR has noticed and the results.

Ford – William Clay "Bill" Ford Jr. – Ford has continued to post record loses, had huge layoffs and tons of restructuring cost since his commercials first appeared. Let’s hope Henry Ford will come out of his grave to B*tch Slap his grandson.

DamilerChrysler – Dieter Zetsche “Dr. Z” – Same fate as Ford and they had to sell Chrysler for some blow and a tranny whore.

Sprint – Dan Hesse – Too soon to tell but APR thinks they should spend the money on getting exclusive phones like the iPhone or Blackberry and hire a new CEO who’s more interested in building your company vs. appearing in commericals.

Let’s look at other commercials with CEO/Presidents/Owners, there’s the Hair Club for Men Guy, Learn to use a Computer Guy, Male Enhancement Guy, and don’t forget Used Car Dealers.

You know who else put his face everywhere to sell his message? Hitler...

Yeah do you really want your company to be associated with those guys?

So if you’re sitting at home eating your leftovers and see the CEO/President of your company in a commercial it’s time to start looking for another job.

And if you're looking for a new job. Feel free to follow APR's 3 Easy Ways to Get a Job.

http://angryparentreview.blogspot.com/2008/09/aprs-3-easy-ways-to-get-job.html

APR is Bizarro!

Me APR, and when Me get a bill Me pay it.
Me pay Me taxes, and Me pay Me mortgage.
Me APR, Me try and live within Me means.
Me save for Me future by investing in Me retirement fund.
Me so smart because Me do what Me told.

What the F!!!!

When did personal responsibility and some basic (very basic) financial planning become stupid, bizarre, and retarded? What type of F-ing world does APR live in because APR seems like the outlier instead of the norm?

As you all know the financial world is going to crap. What does that mean? It means that if you’ve made bad decisions in the past 8 years, you don’t need to worry about it. Because you can bitch and complain to the government and run your F-ing company and/or personal finances into the ground and the government will come in and save your sorry ass.

Oh no, was anyone complaining the past 8 years? Funny APR doesn’t think anyone was saying wait a minute maybe housing prices shouldn’t go up 5X in a year or maybe a person without a job can’t really afford a $500k house or maybe we really shouldn’t sell cars that gets 5 mpg or give credit to people who have no jobs. Where were those people 8, 6, 4, even 2 years ago?

Oh but listen too all the sad stories now… listen to all the bitching and moaning.

The lesson for the financial institutions, auto makers, mortgage companies, insurance companies, and those people who borrowed more than they can pay back is the good old government will take care of you if you bitch and complain loud enough or threaten to shut down your business.

But APR this sounds like a win-win for everyone. So why is APR upset?

Because APR has been paying APR’s mortgage, credit card bills, and taxes, and because of that APR will get screwed! Because APR’s property value has gone to crap, APR’s 401k has gone to crap, and APR will have to pay higher taxes, HOA’s dues and service fees to cover for those who can’t pay.

So while all those Mother-F’er are out dancing in the street waiting for the government to send them another stimulus check with their reduced mortgages and new credit cards, APR is eating leftovers and clipping coupons. Because APR wasn’t going to get foreclosed on, because APR wasn’t late in his credit card bills, and because APR wasn’t spending his money on things APR didn’t need, APR will get nothing! No bailout for APR because APR pays APR’s bills, why would credit card companies remove some of APR’s debt because APR was paying it down already, and no new refinanced mortgage for APR with a lower rate either because APR was paying his already.

What lesson is this teaching people? If you F-up your company, if you F-up your finances, and if you F-up the economy don’t worry because you don’t need to pay your bills or your taxes because some retard will do it and we’ll just take his money.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!

The government will bail out your company if you make bad decisions.

The government will give money to the financial institutions to cover people who can’t pay their bills.

The government will give money to the credit card companies to release people who can’t pay their debt obligations.

Here’s a Bizarro solution to the financial crisis, give the money to those who don’t need it so that they can spend it or maybe they will invest it and release funds so that banks can loan it to businesses. But what ever you do don’t give it to people who have proven that they can’t handle money and already F-ed up before.

Because that’s like giving a drunk more alcohol so that maybe this time he won’t get drunk.

F-U CEO’s who F-ed UP your companies! F-U you bastards who spend more than you can afford! F-U management decision makers who made crappy products that no one wants! F-U mortgage companies for giving people more money than they can pay back!

Yeah laugh at me as you cash your next stimulus check and buy your next HDTV as you go home to your foreclosure protected home because that’s APR’s F-ing money you’re spending!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE FEW, WE BAND OF BROTHERS!

APR has a special shout out to veterans on this Veterans Day.

“From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother”

In honor of all Vets, APR is going to list APR's own list of inspirational Vets.

Band of Brothers (101st Airborne 506th Easy Company)

Too many to name but they were all heroes. So just watch the HBO mini-series. APR wants to one day go to the Chattahoochee National Forest (I bet some Native American told the white explorer the name as a joke. I think it means “white mans wife is easy but won’t stop talking” in Native Americanize) and run the Currahee Mountain.

"3 Miles up, 3 Miles down" Currahee!!!

Scotty AKA James Montgomery "Jimmy" Doohan

Yes I know you’re saying that APR went over to his nerd side again and is promoting some actor who played an engineer and isn’t even American on Veteran’s Day. All APR has to say is read the following:

Jimmy was at D-Day on Juno beach as part of 3rd Canadian Infantry Division, where he shot two snipers. Doohan led his unit to higher ground through a field of anti-tank mines and took defensive positions for the night. Doohan took six rounds from a Bren gun, four in his leg, one in the chest, and one through his right middle finger. The bullet to his chest was halted by the silver cigarette case he carried, and his wounded right middle finger was amputated. Despite his injuries, Doohan remained in the military, trained as a pilot and flew an artillery observation plane.

This was all before he became an actor and the greatest engineer ever!

Bob Kalsu


I need to step out of character and just say going to the same school as his kids I never knew what their dad did and what his children had to face. So I won’t really be in APR mode for this part. Just go to the link and read the SI article about why we should all be grateful of the sacrifices of people like Bob Kalsu and his family.

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1023026/index.htm

Okay back to APR mode.

Since APR just depressed the hell out of everyone, APR next Vet hero is Gunny!

Staff Sergeant “Gunny” R. Lee Ermey

Not only did he play a drill instructor for the Marines in the movies he was a real life drill instructor and severed 14 months in Vietnam. APR has no real evidence but APR thinks he was responsible for making the VC SH*T their pants and as part of the Geneva Convention he had to leave Vietnam because he was the first and greatest weapon of mass destruction.

Hoo Yah! Semper Fi!

69 -- yeah baby!!!

APR just realized that this will be the 69th post by APR... 69!!!

Yeah baby!!!! 69! 69! 69!

So in honor of the 69th post. APR will feature something that is synonymous with 69...

Yes we all know what APR is talking about....

PUSSY... Yes here are some pictures of PUSSIES...

Warning... this isn't the bald pussy's that everyone is talking about... this is hairy ass pussies...

Yes hairy pussies....







69 Baby!!!!

Proud American Part 2 (also another Annie Alert)

APR was reminded that there was previously a great movie that made APR proud to be an American and it came out during that special time in APR's life when APR was in high school. RED DAWN!!!!

This movie was the ultimate wet dream for high school students who really didn't want to prepare for college and hoped that one day dirty commie bastards would try and take over American, so that we can arm ourselves and prepare to kill commies. Because the greatest weapon against Red Pinko Commie's were American high school teenagers, especially high school football players.

Red Dawn fun fact: Red Dawn was considered the most violent film by the Guinness Book of Records and The National Coalition on Television Violence, with a rate of 134 acts of violence per hour, or 2.23 per minute.

Go Wolverines!!!!



As you can see this movie was what won the war against the Soviets and every time APR hears the ending, APR cries a little for those who lost their lives.

"I never saw the brothers again. In time, this war, like every other war, ended. But I never forgot, and I come to this place often, when no one else does."

"In the early days of World War 3, guerrillas, mostly children, placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone; and gave up their lives, so that this nation shall not perish from the earth."

This is how you make a movie that makes people feel proud to be an American.

Sadly APR also has to issue an Annie Alert because the pinko lefty gay Hollywood media is going to remake this movie and once again rape APR's childhood memory.

APR has the bad feeling that the bad guys will be evil white men and the white cast of freedom fighters will be replaced with a multi-ethnic cast featuring Shia LaBeouf as the hero. And the ending will somehow make it all America's fault. F-U Hollywood!!!!

APR wants to make it mandatory that Red Dawn is required viewing for all high school students.

Go Wolverines!!!!

Anakin Alert!!!!

APR is introducing a new feature called the Anakin Alert. Annie Alert for short.

What is the Annie Alert?

The Annie Alert is named after Anakin Skywalker and APR will sound it when childhood memories are about to be raped.

Sadly this alert was not around for the Star Wars Prequels, Transformers, Speed Racer and the latest Indiana Jones Movie.

Check out the follow graphic raping of Indiana Jones by Lucas and Spielberg.



Sadly Lucas and Spielberg aren't the top offender. No it's the Evil Disney corporation. They have the most offenses. Such as Cinderella II and III, The Little Mermaid II and III, Bambi II, and Beauty and the Beast II just to name a few.

So APR is issuing the Annie Alert for the following movies:

GI Joe
Transforms II
Robotech

So be on the look out and please no matter what you do, don't let Hollywood rape your childhood memories.

A special message from APR

America is getting ready for a historic event come election day. If you live in a Red State or Blue State, or if you're a Democrat or Republican, and especially if you're in a Battleground State or Swing State the end is in sight and you are voting on the course of this nation for the next 4 years.

APR has a special message and this is the same message APR has every election cycle.

APR will not vote for the party of change or the party of old whitey-mc-white-white.

No APR will continue his voting efforts with the only party that represents APR's personal belief.

So when you vote, ask yourself "is the person I choose going to F-up the system and bring upon us the end of days and the rapture?" If the answer is yes than vote for that person. Vote for Anarchy!!!!!



APR likes the Sex Pistol version better but most readers of APR won't know which state the UK is in...

It's in the State of Anarchy!!!!!

F-You Rudy!!!

F-You Rudy... NCAA football has a great new feel good, inspirational, and motivational story. And it ain't about some short-ass slow whitey...

It's Texas Tech's kicker Matt Williams...

APR knows you're asking yourself APR must be a racist again... Promoting another white kicker over Crabtree who make the winning TD.

Come on APR he's just a kicker... and what's his time on the 40?

APR get's it but let me tell you something about Matt.

He was just trying to earn some rent money and ended up being part of the greatest game of Texas Tech's history.

Listen you have all heard the story about Matt so APR won't repeat it because there are creditable news organizations that will tell the story over and over again. APR just whats to put a little spin and perspective on this story.

You all know about Rudy right? Some loser ass white kid who got to play with Notre Dame. Yeah you all saw the movie with the hobbit playing Rudy with his man love for a bald black janitor so I assume you know about him.

Well what the F did Rudy do? Really! What the F did he do for the team?

APR thinks he made a sack... A F-ing sack... was it a sack on the Heisman Trophy contender QB of the number 1 team to win the game? No it was just a F-ing sack.

For this a movie was made?

Come on people there are players who had to fight racism, handicaps, and some even fought in wars to play football and did more than make a f-ing tackle.

Matt Williams scored 10 pts for the Red Raiders. Sure he had 4 PAT's and one FG blocked but how much did Tech win by? 6 pts! 6 pts by Matt Williams.

This isn't to diminish what the Red Raiders did, with Harrell, Crabtree, their receivers, running backs, the O-line, the D-line, the secondary, the lineman, special team, waterboy, and the coaching staff (especially the pirate himself Leach) did but looking at Matt's accomplished vs. Rudy's who is the bigger hero? Who is the bigger inspiration? Who is Da Man?

F-You Rudy... F-You Notre Dame hype and bias. If Matt was playing for the Fighting Irish he would be an instant God to them and books, movies, TV show appearances and motivational speaking engagements would already be underway. All Matt needs now is someone to write his autobiography and sign him up for motivational tours.

Matt you're APR's Ass Kicking Player of the week...

Since APR doesn't know any Tech sayings APR has come up with the following...

ARGH! F-You Rudy!!!!!