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Sunday, November 2, 2008

F-You Rudy!!!

F-You Rudy... NCAA football has a great new feel good, inspirational, and motivational story. And it ain't about some short-ass slow whitey...

It's Texas Tech's kicker Matt Williams...

APR knows you're asking yourself APR must be a racist again... Promoting another white kicker over Crabtree who make the winning TD.

Come on APR he's just a kicker... and what's his time on the 40?

APR get's it but let me tell you something about Matt.

He was just trying to earn some rent money and ended up being part of the greatest game of Texas Tech's history.

Listen you have all heard the story about Matt so APR won't repeat it because there are creditable news organizations that will tell the story over and over again. APR just whats to put a little spin and perspective on this story.

You all know about Rudy right? Some loser ass white kid who got to play with Notre Dame. Yeah you all saw the movie with the hobbit playing Rudy with his man love for a bald black janitor so I assume you know about him.

Well what the F did Rudy do? Really! What the F did he do for the team?

APR thinks he made a sack... A F-ing sack... was it a sack on the Heisman Trophy contender QB of the number 1 team to win the game? No it was just a F-ing sack.

For this a movie was made?

Come on people there are players who had to fight racism, handicaps, and some even fought in wars to play football and did more than make a f-ing tackle.

Matt Williams scored 10 pts for the Red Raiders. Sure he had 4 PAT's and one FG blocked but how much did Tech win by? 6 pts! 6 pts by Matt Williams.

This isn't to diminish what the Red Raiders did, with Harrell, Crabtree, their receivers, running backs, the O-line, the D-line, the secondary, the lineman, special team, waterboy, and the coaching staff (especially the pirate himself Leach) did but looking at Matt's accomplished vs. Rudy's who is the bigger hero? Who is the bigger inspiration? Who is Da Man?

F-You Rudy... F-You Notre Dame hype and bias. If Matt was playing for the Fighting Irish he would be an instant God to them and books, movies, TV show appearances and motivational speaking engagements would already be underway. All Matt needs now is someone to write his autobiography and sign him up for motivational tours.

Matt you're APR's Ass Kicking Player of the week...

Since APR doesn't know any Tech sayings APR has come up with the following...

ARGH! F-You Rudy!!!!!

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