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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Another APR Kickass Football Player

So APR would like to name Florida State safety Myron Rolle as another APR Kickass Football Player.

I know what you all are thinking... APR has gone off the deep end. Not only did he pick a black athlete but also picked someone outside of Texas.

Well let me tell you a little something about Myron Rolle. He's a safety for Florida State and APR thinks he has a bright future ahead for himself. Sadly not in the NFL.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3719726


This dude is F-ing smart. He got named to a Rhodes scholarship. Yeah... let's list other famous black Rhodes Scholars...

Okay APR can't name any famous Rhodes Scholars but APR can name several past Heisman Trophy winners. So let's just say APR isn't really down with the whole education thing. APR believes that athletes shouldn't be slowed down by book learning. Especially during football or basketball season or preseason or even post season. The athletes are there to win championships and their reward is to F cheerleaders and get money from boosters.

So why name Myron an APR Kickass Football Player? Because the dude is smart and has gone against so much to do this.

APR assumes that getting a Rhodes Scholarship is as hard as understanding the BCS but this dude went up against one the biggest stereotype known to modern society.

The stereotype of the dumb jock. He was able to not only get the award but also continue to play for his team. He could have easily just let other people take his classes for him or have the coach pressure his teachers to give him a passing grade but Myron actually went to class and did his work.

So Myron in addition to being a Rhodes Scholar you are now one of the few people with the title of APR Kickass Football Player. Tell that to the whitey mc-white white at Oxford.

1 comments:

JP said...

you left off the big part that he was all about signing with OU, but at the last second he chose to sign with FSU "due to academics". also, somehow it was alledged that his parents got a lot of money too. not sure if it's true or not, but it follows with Bowden's record. (then again, the media is all up Bowden's ass that they don't care that a lot of his coaching wins are in a lesser division, so they let him be in the hunt for winningest coach ever.) that being said Rolle is a pimp and should be applauded!

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