APR’s Call to Action!

Okay APR has been bitching about the economy and going on and on about it too long. APR was going to write several more blogs on that subject, like the parable about the lazy grasshopper and the ants and how it’s all F-ed up because the lesson is you don’t have to work and save because someone else will take care of you like the ants because they worked hard all summer and now will have to support the lazy grasshopper.

Well APR saw an episode of King of the Hill “The Redneck on Rainey Street” last night and realized that APR has done enough bitching and complaining. It’s time APR got off his ass and stop whining.

In the King of the Hill episode Kahn’s daughter, Connie, is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get ahead in life, Kahn and Minh decide to give up and live like beer-drinking, El Camino-driving rednecks.

Here are some quotes:
RUTH: Look, Connie's a really smart Asian girl, but I've got a boatload of them -- pardon the expression. She's not black, she's not hispanic, or even white. I mean, good Lord, give me a white kid from a public school with Connie's specs, and that kid could waltz in here.
KAHN: You telling me Connie didn't get in because she's an overachieving Asian? That's discrimination!

KAHN: Minh, don't you see? There's a paradise out there! A place where nobody works, nobody cares, nobody have plans or dreams that can be crushed.

KAHN: What choice do I have? We flee horrible dictatorship, learn a new language, work hard and study hard. And our reward for doing everything right is to be told "Go to hell. You work too hard. You study too hard."

There’s even a reference to the TPS report. But at the end of the show as Kahn was stick fighting a retarded man-boy he realizes that his daughter and her future was his true goal for working so hard.

KAHN: Connie like a beautiful lotus growing out of the muck. That's her hook!

So Kahn has inspired APR to write the following rant and come up the following new saying:

Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

That’s right!

Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

Can I hear it from those in the back!

Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

And when APR says Whitey APR means rich, white-men like the CEO’s of the banks, car makers, and big businesses that has F-ed up the economy and lost millions of jobs (you see them on the news these days asking for money) not the white people APR sees doing day to day work and trying to make a living. No those white people can continue to do their jobs. Yes even hillbilly red neck white trash whitey because APR can’t blame them for taking truck loads of money when Da Man was just giving it away and not read the fine print.

So regular white people and African Americans (because of the whole slavery thing and we need you to concentrate on sports and rap music) can sit back, because this is a job for the “we” in APR’s saying.

Who are the “we”? When APR says “we”, APR means immigrants. Yes immigrants! It doesn’t matter if you’re 1st generation, 2nd generation, 3rd generation and beyond, because if you grew up in a household that speaks two languages APR considers you an immigrant! Illegal or legal doesn’t matter either because the first immigrants were illegal (ask the Native Americans if those Europeans had the proper paperwork)!

Yes the immigrants! You know the ones who work 3 jobs, own their own business, and live with 50 relatives to save money! Because immigrants built this country and immigrants will continue to build it up! Why? Because the immigrant dream is a simple dream. It’s not about 401k, bonus plans or shareholder value. Oh no. It’s about their children. Immigrants do it for their kids. They may not have a better life and after this economic disaster they’re looking at a worst life for themselves but damn-it all to hell their kids are going to have a better life!!!

This is a call out to Asian (APR is including the brownies when APR say Asians because if APR say Indian people will confuse that with Native Americans and we all know what immigrants did to them), Mexi-cans (this includes people from Latin and S. America), Eastern Europeans, Middle Eastern, and Africans, America needs you and it’s time for us to shine.

APR is not only talking to those immigrants who have to clean up rooms, do laundry, make food and drive Whitey-McWhite-White around. Oh no… APR is also talking to the educated children of immigrants as well. Your parents worked their ass off to get you a better life and an education. So before you run off and marry the nearest white person, you better start living up to your parent’s expectations.

You immigrants better listen to APR's message, especially you Mr. Neel Kashkari. Who?

Neel Kashkari is an Indian-American (not Native American) who is the Interim Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability in the United States Department of the Treasury.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neel_Kashkari

Let’s just say that if Neel was working at the Quickie-Mart he would be in charge of the penny change jar. But substitute Quickie-Mart with the Treasury and penny change jar with $700 Billion. Neel is in charge of the $700 Billion aid package. So Neel, all APR has to say is, you better not F-up! Because there is a long line of white b-school grads with less knowledge and even less experience but more connections waiting for you to fail. It’s time to show American what an Indian can do and to prove to your parents why it was a good idea for you to leave engineering and go into finance.

So it’s not about some rich white guy’s fancy million dollar house, his million dollar private jet, his millions in bonus, his hookers or his blow. Oh no… Immigrants need to do this for a better life for our kids and our kids, kids because if we don’t fix America our kids’ life will be worst off and we can’t let that happen.

Remember:
Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

Say it again my brother!
Whitey F-ed it up!
We need to clean it up!

So this Thanksgiving, in addition to NFL and fried turkey, let’s be thankful for immigrants. (Except for the Native Americans because if you know what you know now, you guys should have let those settlers starve in the first place.) Because no matter what Congress, the President and rich Whitey-McWhite-White does, the immigrant will have to clean it up, figuratively and literally.