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Sunday, November 9, 2008

Proud American Part 2 (also another Annie Alert)

APR was reminded that there was previously a great movie that made APR proud to be an American and it came out during that special time in APR's life when APR was in high school. RED DAWN!!!!

This movie was the ultimate wet dream for high school students who really didn't want to prepare for college and hoped that one day dirty commie bastards would try and take over American, so that we can arm ourselves and prepare to kill commies. Because the greatest weapon against Red Pinko Commie's were American high school teenagers, especially high school football players.

Red Dawn fun fact: Red Dawn was considered the most violent film by the Guinness Book of Records and The National Coalition on Television Violence, with a rate of 134 acts of violence per hour, or 2.23 per minute.

Go Wolverines!!!!



As you can see this movie was what won the war against the Soviets and every time APR hears the ending, APR cries a little for those who lost their lives.

"I never saw the brothers again. In time, this war, like every other war, ended. But I never forgot, and I come to this place often, when no one else does."

"In the early days of World War 3, guerrillas, mostly children, placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone; and gave up their lives, so that this nation shall not perish from the earth."

This is how you make a movie that makes people feel proud to be an American.

Sadly APR also has to issue an Annie Alert because the pinko lefty gay Hollywood media is going to remake this movie and once again rape APR's childhood memory.

APR has the bad feeling that the bad guys will be evil white men and the white cast of freedom fighters will be replaced with a multi-ethnic cast featuring Shia LaBeouf as the hero. And the ending will somehow make it all America's fault. F-U Hollywood!!!!

APR wants to make it mandatory that Red Dawn is required viewing for all high school students.

Go Wolverines!!!!

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