Rant on the Olympics (Part 1 of many)

So I take another break from mocking the green movement because did anyone see the Olympics last night?

USA! USA! USA!

I’m not a swimming fan but watching the 400 relay was just amazing.

Take that you freaking Frenchie! The stupidity of the French smack talk was only overshadowed by the stupidity of the announcers. I think during the relay one of the announcers pretty much said the French had won. But the announcers forgot that France really sucks and all they can do was fart in the American’s general direction.

Anyone watch basketball? It was like the Harlem Globe Trotters taking on the cheap Chinese versions of the Generals. There were so may dunks that I though the US team was sponsored by Dunkin’ Donuts.

USA! USA! USA!

Taking about the ching-chang-men, they will likely get more medals than the US but guess what? It will be made up of crappy Olympics sports. China won some medals in air-pistols. WTF is air-pistols? I keep thinking it’s the freaking carnival shooting gallery where you hit little metal ducks to win a stuffed animal. So if this is a real sport I’m starting the US air-pistol team and I will be recruiting at all the major country fairs schedule this fall.

My count of real sports medals shows USA – 39 vs. China – 2. I have to give some credit to the Chinese women’s weightlifting team for passing their steroid and gender test. You can’t tell if some of the female Chinese athletes aren’t men.

Also talking about freaking Chinese athletes, I know Asian women look young but should Chris Hansen do a “To Catch a Predator” on the Chinese government for their gymnastics team? I guess there might be a rise in Chinese mail order brides from the Texas polygamy compound after the Olympics since Texas took away their under aged white girls.

USA! USA! USA!