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Saturday, August 16, 2008

No Spin Zone

APR is interrupting the Green and Olympics series of blogs with the following announcement.

APR is expanding to bring you a blog beyond the norm.

You will tell your kids that on 8/16/2008 something new was introduced that revolutionized blogging. Yes APR is not only changing his blog space but the whole blog sphere. My new blog invention is the "No Spin Zone". Which will take the spin out of the media.

How does the No Spin Zone work? Because of APR's unique unbiased view of the world APR will take the spin out of the media.

So here are some examples of the No Spin Zone's reporting that will become part of the APR blog.

McCain's "No Spin" pitch to become president -- Come on are you really going to vote for a black man? No really... I'm old and rich and do not represent the common man but a vote for Obama is a vote for a black man.

Obama's "No Spin" pitch to become president -- Yes I know you have issues voting for a black man but what about slavery and white man's guilt. If you vote for me, you will exercise your guilt about slavery.

The No Spin Zone works on everything.

The new Clone Wars Animated Series -- You freaking nerds can complain all you want but George Lucas will continue to rape your childhood memories as long as you continue to spend money on his crap.

Chinese under aged gymnast -- Yeah they were under aged but we're China so F-U!

So look for the "No Spin Zone" on the right hand side of the blog for future updates.

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