Olympics Rant Part 3

Inspired by the Olympics in China we decided to experience a little bit of Asia in America. Of course I'm talking about the Asian supermarket. Why not the local Chinese buffet? I already mentioned in an earlier blog Chinese foods in the States isn't like Chinese food in China. We went through the aisles and marveled at the flavor of foods from Asia that has come to America. While marveling at the live fish and crabs and the fact that all the people stocking shelves are Mexican we stumbled on the following.




That's right... it reads "Horny Goat Weed".

Horny Goat Weed!

Is this the "Ancient Chinese Secret" that is allowing them to win so many gold medals?

Horny Goat Weed!

Or is it, weed fertilized by horny goats? Talk about potent ganja.

Horny Goat Weed!

Is it cannabis that will make you horny as a goat instead of giving you the munchies?

And why are Chinese goats so horny or have to be made horny?

Horny Goat Weed!

This once and for all will prove that Asia is one F-ed up place. Or maybe there's a bunch of Chinese people laughing their ass off as they gave some white explorer Horny Goat Weed as a joke.

So now the Chinese Olympics will be synonymous with under aged athletes, under aged lip sinking girls and Horny Goat Weed.