I am the GREATEST!

I am re-inventing and evolving the APR web blog to not only mock my bro but to mock the blog-sphere!!!

For you see I am the GREATEST! Yes I said it! I am GREATEST Blogger in the world! I am the People's Blog Champion and pound for pound the most profound, edgy, and innovative blogger in the world! I challenge anyone to take the title from me on a blog-off.

APR spews forth ideas, images and concepts like bullets from an AK-47 all over the internet. APR is so edgy that it will take future generations to understand APR’s words. But like yin and yang, ebony and ivory, East Coast and West Coast Rap, APR’s writing is both complex and simple so it can be more to everyone and little to no one.

APR’s writing will dance across you screens and pound your senses to the most fulfilling eye-gasm you will ever receive. For APR will take you to the highest levels of pleasure that your mind will ever be taken.

How can APR say he’s the best when no one goes to his site? APR doesn’t need the web hits to prove he’s the best because APR know it’s content that makes him the best and APR doesn’t need some web site full of links to other webs sites like a spider web maze where the information will always be one click away. APR makes his own content and will always bring forth fresh and new concepts, ideas, and stories to entertain, shock, inform, and teach the masses. Sure the numbers of readers are small but APR wants to keep it personal. Just like JC and the 12, APR keeps it real and keeps his content personal.

How can APR say he’s the best when the media doesn’t recognize his greatest? APR is not a media whore! APR is his own man and doesn’t need validation from the media!

So who is the GREATEST? APR is the GREATEST!!!!!