So Long My Friend....

Well it's been a great run... 13 seasons and now it's done.

Good Bye Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, Kahn, Cotton and the rest of the cast, especially Rusty Shackleford.

Thanks, Mike Judge for making this show. APR appreciates King of the Hill more since APR lives in the Left Coast and it reminds APR about living in Texas.

This was APR's favorite moment...



Go Sooners!!!!

Here are some great quotes...

Hank: I sell propane and propane accessories.

Hank: My father was six foot four when he left for Japan. When he came back he was five foot even. The Japanese blew off his shins and the doctor told him he would never walk again. He never gave up. He walked right to that doctor, looked up, and punched him... in the kidneys.

Dale Gribble: *Clearly* you are not yet comfortable being a leech on The System. Slither into America's large intestine and clamp on, Hank.

Asian Golfers: You get to play with the greatest Asian golfer. Tiger Woods.

KAHN: Guess you never heard of "belt of fat" theory.

COTTON: I was fourteen, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troupe's ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies, Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fifty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.

Tammy Duvall: Hank, no! Alabaster's a little guy, but he'll mess you up.
Hank: No offense, ma'am, but he's from Oklahoma.

Bobby Hill: Why is there such a big fence, Dad?
Hank: Well, millions of people come to America in search of a better life, and we've decided we don't need that many.
Bobby Hill: Did the Soupinusanphones come through the fence?
Hank: No, Bobby, Kahn applied the legal way. Sometimes the system fails us.

McCain is the Penguin!!!

To be fare and balance APR is posting the following debate which proves that McCain is the Penguin. Look at their debate style. Look at the way they talk and their arguments about guilt by association. Look familiar? APR thinks that Joe the Plumber was really Joe the Evil Henchman too.

Obama Wrong on Batman. Wrong For America

Oh if only McCain would have went this direction with his campaign.

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APR's War on Halloween!

The evils of Halloween is upon us. Yes the evil that is Halloween!!!!!

So to fight this satanic devil worshiping holiday of debauchery and witchcraft APR is putting out a list of movies to watch and hopefully steer your kids away from turning into whores.

Whores?

Yes Whores!!!!

Halloween has turned from a night of candy and sweet sugar love to an night of eye candy and sweet ass love.

You all know what APR is talking about! APR is talking about the turning of Halloween into Whore-O-Ween. Hopefully the whores will all freeze to death because of their skimpy costumes. So hopefully you will take APR's advice and stay at home with your kids and watch some of the following movies.

1st is a movie about our Lord and Savior fighting all that is truly evil.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter!



You're asking yourself why is JC fighting vampires? Well if that movie doesn't make it clear. APR will tell you.... Vampires are the gateway for women to turn to Lesbian Whores! Yes vampires turn women into lesbians and after they are turned to lesbians they become whores. It must have something to do with tight leather, and the forbidden passion that only two women can share.

But if you don't believe APR and the scientific proof then take a look at this 1950's PSA educational film.

How do you know you're a lesbian (AKA Die Lesbian Vampires!)



After watching that you too will understand the connection between Halloween, vampires, lesbians and whores.

I know what you're all saying... APR can you suggest something more subliminal and less lesbian about the message of JC and prevent our kids from becoming atheist, lesbian, and Democrats?

Why yes APR has a great suggestion that will have your kids singing a happy song before they realize the overt Christan message and pretty soon they will be protesting abortion clinics with you in no time.

Veggie Tales



So sit back and ignore those pesky trick and treating kids and enjoy the following movies.

Random Rant #3

Selling to APR

Easiest way to sell APR something is to complement the OU Sooners. APR was sitting in line for $2.39 per gallon gas and some guy from Costco came up to APR and said "God bless you for wearing that shirt. Boomer Sooners!" because APR was wearing an OU shirt.

APR doesn't care what you're selling but APR's buying. Sadly this sales tactics won't work if APR is in Oklahoma but since APR doesn't live near Oklahoma anymore it's refreshing to see a Sooner fan.

Wassup 2008

APR has one to say about this...

No matter what you think about the message this ad is pure F-ing genius. (Thanks Chris for sending it)



Dreams

So APR has had a couple of dreams that has stayed in APR's head the past few weeks.

First is a action movie like dream where APR and the Uber Nguyen Kim had to fight through corrupt cops to save our families. Mrs. APR thinks it's another sign of APR's man-love for the Uber Nguyen Kim.

Ever had a dream where you have everything that you ever wanted and you wake up to realize it was all a dream? You end up feeling depressed the whole day because of it. So APR starts out the dream at a Nguyen Kim Clan function and APR's dad tells APR that he's upset with APR and never wants to see APR again. Some might think this is bad but as you recall from APR's blog, this is a really good thing. So the whole dream APR is telling all the Nguyen Kim clan good-bye and APR was very happy about the whole thing. But at the end of the dream APR dad starts talking to APR again. APR woke up and realized that sadly it was all a dream and APR still has to deal with APR's dad and the Nguyen Kim Clan. Which made APR depressed the whole day.

Inspiration Particle

Some have asked where APR gets all of APR’s ideas from…

Well it’s simple.

APR is a giant magnet for inspiration particles.

What, what, what? What’s an inspiration particle?

Terry Pratchett in his Discworld books defined Inspiration Particles as:

"Particles of raw inspiration sleet through the universe all the time. Every once in a while one of them hits a receptive mind, which then invents DNA or the flute sonata form or a way of making light bulbs wear out in half the time. But most of them miss. Most people go through their lives without being hit by even one.”

Who’s Terry Pratchett?

Well the reason most people haven’t heard of Terry Pratchett is because he is the #2 most popular living writing from the UK today, right behind JK Rowlings.

No wonder most people don't know about Terry Pratchett, just like Buzz Aldrin.

Who? Come on people! Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon… I know second means first loser but at lease Buzz has a cool nickname.

APR would say something about the JK Rowlings and her books but can’t because APR hasn’t read any of the great literary masterpieces about the adventures of a young wizard who had to deal with adolescent life and the use of magic in both a magical and non-magical world in the UK. You know the Books of Magic comic books series.

What, What, What?

That’s not what Rowlings wrote? Are you sure? Because Books of Magic is about a skinny black haired orphaned kid with thick rimmed glasses from the UK who has a pet owl and will become the greatest wizard ever.

No Rowlings wrote about another skinny black haired orphaned kid with thick rimmed glasses from the UK who has a pet owl and will become the greatest wizard ever.

Here’s a picture…

Oh APR gets it, Books of Magic came out in 1990 and Rowlings series came out in 1997. APR can see how someone might mistake the two.

Maybe Rowlings was hit by a random inspiration particle called Books of Magic before she wrote her series.

Oh well…

Back to APR…

APR feels that somehow APR gets hits with more random inspiration particles then the usual person.

Sadly these inspiration particles are just random thought with no coherent meaning.

Like the last several sentences of ramblings APR just wrote, APR jumps between multiple references and discussion points that it’s hard to follow. And if you ever talk to APR in person you will realize too that APR cannot hold one train of though before switching to another.

So to answer your question, APR ideas are random and may not make send in any frame of reference.

So enjoy...

Change!

The world is changing, especially here in the US of A and APR think you all know what APR's talking about. We are all witnessing a momentous point in our nation's history that APR is proud to say that APR's spawn are witnessing first hand. Events so amazing that you will be able to tell your children and your children's children about.

It's hard to believe that someone has fought so hard against poverty, hate, bigotry and decades of ignorance to capture the American spirit and inspire so many people especially the youth of our nation.

As APR sat and watched in abject surprise that a large white crowd would cheer so loud and so joyfully for a black person. APR realized that maybe Martian Luther King Jr's dream might be coming true.

APR wasn't there when Jackie Robinson played his first game for the Dodgers, but somehow APR knows that Jackie lead the way for this young man to excel.

Who is APR talking about?

Why APR is talking about the black guy in High School Musical on Ice!!!!

Dude he can skate and dance on ice! Not the boring figuring skating to old whitey Mc-white white music, APR is taking straight out of hood dancing.

It's amazing to see a black guy ice skating without the KKK burning down the rink afterward.

When APR went to High School Musical on Ice APR was thinking that Disney was going to have to do an Al Jolson and use blackface on some gay white guy who couldn't make the winter Olympics. But not only did Disney find one black guy but a whole cast of black figure skaters that looked just like the cast of High School Musical.

But how can this happen? Disney is an evil empire that has genetically breed a line of black super figure skaters to take over the world? Is it because America is turning into a utopian color blind society? Is it because of affirmation action requiring minority representation in all predominately gay white events?

APR has discovered that there is a movement to teach poor black boys in inner city slums to figure skate and get them off the streets and stop dealing drugs. So please support your local Youth Black Male Figure Skating Organization like the South Central School for Black Ice Dancing Boyz and the Snoop Dog Oakland Figure Skating School for Young Black Males.

Proud American

Some people will try and gently avoid topics for fear of offending someone or a group of people or society as a whole. But APR doesn’t roll that way. APR rolls the Max Power way.

"There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!" (Which is the wrong way, but faster!)

Upon hearing about the following movie (Proud American)



APR though to himself “What’s the best way to mock this and all the corporate sponsors (Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines) that made this abomination?”

Sadly it is to show it and let everyone look at the crap that Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines produced.

APR is a proud American but Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines really didn’t give American’s the credit they deserved. They assumed that if they make a movie of inspiration stories about the small guy, oversimplify their lives and struggles and wrap it all up with the American flag, it will sale to all the flag waving people out there. Or maybe someone at Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines felt that the liberal media was picking on America and wanted to counter Hollywood. I have no F-ing idea why Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines made this movie other than to insult Americans. That’s right Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines hate Americans! And they show their hate for America by releasing this crap.

To be clear, APR didn’t see this movie and have not intention of seeing this move. From the looks of the box office returns no one else did either.

Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines put together a movie about minority groups such as Asians, blacks, Jews and handicapped people (somehow they forgot Native Americans and Mexicans) and showed how they made it against the oppressive white society and big business like (Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines) without lawyers, unions, or asking for government help. Because in today’s society the only evil people allowed are the white people that are part of the big business establishment. You know the white corporate people from Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines. Don’t worry my oppressive whitey masters, because APR has the feeling that there will be stories about white people from Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines and their struggles to balance out the token minority stories.

Let APR be perfectly clear. ARP is PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. APR is not proud of the corporate decision makers from Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines who put this poorly thought out propaganda after school special public service announcement together. Americans do love to be spoon feed propaganda all day long, just as long as it’s good propaganda. Or at lease propaganda with a beat we can dance too.

Just look at the following movies with hidden messages:

Slaughter House Roles – A movie justifying killing unborn babies
Million Dollar Baby – A movies justifying killing people in a coma
I Know Who Killed Me – A movie justifying killing Lohan’s career

We don’t need a movie justifying the American attitude and American’s place in this world because that movie has already been made and that movie is Team America: World Police.

What, What, What, What?

You’re thinking APR went to the evil left and is now promoting some anti-American liberal hippie tree hugging Hollywood crap now.

Au contraire my friend. Team America: World Police was a bait and switch for the hippies and the media. You see all the whack jobs went to see it thinking the movie will make fun of America and to watch puppet sex (sick liberal tree huggers love puppet sex) and what they really saw was the greatest justification for the war on terror and US policies for the past 50 years.

This speech is why APR is proud to be an American. (Warning: This part isn’t censored so don’t let any kids read the following)

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Instead of making the crappy movie that was Proud American, Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines could really show that they are Proud Americans by sponsoring US soldiers.

Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines could have purchased body armor, bullets, planes and tanks and put their dumbass logos on all those items with the money they spent on this movie. This would be great for marketing and promoting their brands along with providing new equipment for our soldiers. This would be the greatest gift that these corporations could have given to America and the soldiers who make APR Proud to be an American.

In fact if there are any US military personnel out there, APR would like to sponsor something.

Sadly APR doesn’t have the big bucks like Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines but APR wants to say thank you for all the work you do.

APR was thinking of sponsoring some nose art on bombs and missiles. APR would like to know how much it will cost to put on a Hellfire missile the following

“APR says Terrorize this M-F’er” or “Death from Above Sponsored by APR”.

APR would love to have that be the Hellfire that takes down Osama or an Afghan. wedding party, which ever will give the greatest body count.

APR is serious so contact APR at anguyenk@gmail.com and we can work out the details.

Ho Yah!!!!

Do You Remember Love

Best Anime Ever!!!!



Cool things to look for:

There's a decapitation!

Max get's super sized!

These boots for made for walking!

M.A.C. III kicking ASS!

Budweiser beer can!

F-U Microsoft

Okay what the F happened to easy to use software and not F-ing with something that works? APR’s talking about you Microsoft, your MS OFFICE 2007 and every other MS product 20XX! Why are they so crappy and remove functionality that was working just fine in the previous versions. F-U Microsoft!

Let me remind you that when APR first started using a word processor instead of a typewriter APR used Word Star. What the F is Word Star and what the F is a typewriter? APR has no idea but it was like using two sticks to light a fire compared to when APR used MS Word for the Mac. Yes people Mac. You may not be aware of this but Microsoft Word software first came out for the Mac and Bill Gates and Steven Jobs were the best of friends taking on the evil empire of IBM. IB-Who? Yeah let’s skip the history lesson and let’s just say it was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

So don’t get all MS fanboy on APR’s grill and say APR don’t know S about software and how to use software.

Because APR was the OG PC!

DOS Baby!

Give me a 5 1/4 floppy I need to reboot!

Can I get a shout out to the 486 in the house!

APR will not comment on how crappy Vista is because all the tech sites and nerd blogs are all over that like flies on rotten flesh.

No APR will talk about one aspect of MS Word 2007 and why this one item represents all that is wrong with Microsoft today with their backwards logic and poor decision making.

APR was just trying to do a simple “save as” in Word 2007 and couldn’t find the F-ing function. Not only does APR have to deal with the new user interface and crappy Vista OS but now APR has to relearn MS Word all over again.

F-U Microsoft!

Is it some evil plan by Microsoft to take over the world? Is it some right-wing conspiracy against journalist and reporters to prevent them from reporting on the Bush Administration? Or maybe it’s a left wing liberal media conspiracy to prevent people from reporting on Obama in a negative way?

Or maybe some dumbasses at Microsoft decided in multiple team meetings and design reviews that there was too much space taken up by all the new logo’s, function buttons, and 3-d design that they didn’t have room for “save as” anymore.

Sadly APR feels like it’s because of dumbasses at Microsoft. Chances are B-school dumbasses at that. This is what’s wrong with Microsoft. The people making the decisions are far removed from the people who have to use the system, that they left a function that every one used out of the new software. Nothing was wrong in Office XP or Office 2003 or Office 2000 or Office when it was just Word and Excel.

But the fanboys will be quick to point out that you can customize your buttons and view and add that function back with some quick 45 step process though multiple screens and drop downs. Don’t get me started on using MS help on line either.

Stop F-ing with it!!!

Image the following scene as Anakin was just reconstructed from this chard limbless body and was told the following.

Emperor: Arise Anakin!

Darth Vader: Yes, my master. What is thy bidding?

Emperor: Before you start using that new robotic body of yours that I built, there is a small matter that I need to tell you about.

Darth Vader: Is something wrong with Padme and my child?

Emperor: Yes, they’re dead, but that’s not really important until Episode V. It’s about your new robotic body. You see we had to switch from XP to Vista because the DELL Evil Robotic Parts Supplier can only load Vista and to downgrade we would have to pay more. It was a cost savings decision like not protecting that exhaust port on the Death Star.

Darth Vader: Since this is an upgrade would I get more functionality and power?

Emperor: Yes and no. You see Vader, it’s a software upgrade but it uses so much of your force powers to run all the new useless features like gadgets and upgraded web browser that we had to downgrade other functions.

Darth Vader: Huh?

Emperor: You really can’t do all the stuff you did in Episode I-III. You know the cool force powers that you had with the jumping and spinning and pulling stuff around? Not so much for Episode IV-VI. Also you’re not that good of a pilot or light saber user anymore since it was decided that those functions aren’t really needed. But you get MS Force Choke, MS One Care and you can connect to MySpace faster. They said with the next software upgrade you will get to do lightening attacks like me.

Darth Vader: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s the way I feel every time I use any new MS products. Why did they F with something that works. Why upgrade and why add new features when 95% of what is needed has always been there from the previous 5 versions?

Is it to make more money? Or maybe, to sell $50 “MS Word 2007 for Dummies”? Or Microsoft wanted to open a help desk farm in India?

F-U Microsoft! F-U PC makers for pre-installing this crap on every F-ing new computer! F-U Bill Gates for letting idiots run your company so that you can make commercials with Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah how did that work out for you? F-U Jerry Seinfeld you whore!

You’re cool PC man. I respect you.

I'm a Spreadsheet Miner

One of the many questions APR gets asked is what is APR’s profession. Astronaut? Movie Star? English Professor?

No, no, and are you kidding me?

APR is called many things at work, such as corporate whore, professional kiss ass, “yes man”, and middle management troll.

But none of that describes what APR does for a living.

After looking through APR’s work computer, APR found out that the most used application (next to Free Cell) was Excel. APR was surprised it wasn’t a web browsers too…

After looking at the fact that Excel was the most used application on APR’s work computer, APR is introducing a new term for the masses. Yes APR has created a whole new title for APR’s job function along with titles for those who interact with APR.

APR will like to introduce to you the professional title of “Spreadsheet Miner”

APR is a “Spreadsheet Miner” not to be confused with “Spreadsheet Manufacturer” which was APR previous job.

What is a Spreadsheet Miner?

A spreadsheet miner is someone who extracts precious data from huge database of information that can be used by spreadsheet manufacturers to build corporate spreadsheets that will be used by high level executives to trade for monetary funds and justify their big salaries.

Being a spreadsheet miner you have to sift through mountains of business data (such as: production cost, sales revenue, and accounting entries to name a few) and organize it in an easy to understand format so that others can take that info and process it into a finished spreadsheet with easy to understand pie charts.

Why is this job function so valuable? Because these spreadsheets are the raw material that feeds the corporate business world, especially the investment bankers. You can say that these finished spreadsheets are traded for money. Actually there are several steps in-between (involving accounting trolls, admin wrenches, and IT hobbits) but the goal is to show that your company isn’t a crappy investment so that you will get money.

Political spin doctors have nothing compared to corporate spin doctors. Or as APR calls them the Corporate Wizards because they use their magic speak and turn numbers into mystical tools for corporate investments. These Wizards can compared and contrasted so much that it’s hard to tell what is being said and what was the original data. Of course a good spreadsheet miner has to find the right info because the soulless auditors “Spreadsheet Wraiths” will come in and pick the bones dry of any unlucky miner who tries to pass off bad data as good data.

So join APR in the Spreadsheet Miner work song….

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our database the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain't no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a spreadsheet and click
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million data points shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up data for spreadsheets by the score
A thousand rolls and columns, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Height Hoooooo! Height Hoooooo! Height Ho Height Ho it’s time to launch Excel and go.

N o Spin Zone #5

Presidential candidates message to the voters:

Obama – All you F-ing white people better not F this up for me!!!

McCain – Why are you F-ing white people F-ing it up for me?

Blazing Saddle (Election 2008)

So for some reason APR though that the elections were over when the half black guy beat the half woman earlier this year but to APR’s surprise last night it’s still going on. Now the half black guy is taking on some old white guy in a cage match hosted by Tom Brokaw.

APR was very disappointed when the Junk Yard Dog didn’t run out with a 2x4 and started whacking some heads.

Because this election is still going on APR wants to add his two cents before the media steals APR’s ideas again.

APR wants to be the first to point out the similarities between Blazing Saddles and the 2008 elections.

You have a charismatic, fast talking black guy with no real experience for his job, who is fighting racial stereotypes, and ends up uniting people of different backgrounds against some old white guys.

APR liked Blazing Saddle better. You know why? It was made in the 70’s when white people could say the N-word and ebonics hadn’t changed the name to Blaz’in Saddlez! But most of all it was a time when you can actually make fun of minorities and Hollywood allowed a Jewish writer, director, actor, and producer to have his white actors use the N-word in movies.

Sadly today you can’t show Blazing Saddle on TV anymore just like you can’t read “Huckleberry Fin” in schools. Huckleberry Fin was a satirical look at southern antebellum society and entrenched racial attitudes in the US at the time but the book is now protested by the political correct police because of Mark Twain’s use of the N-word (which wasn’t a bad word when he wrote the book). So to is Blazing Saddles a satirical look at US society and entrenched racial attitudes which is now over shadowed by the use of the N-word. (Okay who the F just wrote that? APR must have read something on-line)

Here is the 2008 Election cast of Blazing Saddles

Sheriff Bart – Barack Obama (come on if you can’t figure this one out you’re pretty dumb. Here’s a hint: he’s black.)

Governor William J. Lepetomane – John McCain (because of his stature, color, crazy ass comments and his fondness for women)

Bart’s side kick Jim – the white guy Obama picked for his running mate… you know the other old white guy from the senate.

Governor’s dumb secretary – Sarah Palin (no really McCain loves his dumb beauty queen woman) or Tina Fay which ever is free.

Lili Von Shtupp – Hillary Clinton (come on, you know the Republicans sent in the Blackman's Kryptonite and she ended up being his B-word)

The Mayor of Rock Ridge – Fred Thompson (I know he’s a Republican but he looks just like the guy from the movie)

Crazy hillbilly who kept saying the N-word and no one gets it – Rush Limbaugh (I think he says everything but the N-word on his show but you know that’s what he’s trying to say)

Hedley Lamarr – The Republican party (they really run the government and McCain is just being used by them for the GOP’s evil plans).

Mongo – There is no one person who represents Mongo, because Mongo will be played by the media. Yes the media and their love fest for Obama. Mongo was a destructive force sent in to destroy Sheriff Bart and was turned into his B-world just like Hillary.

Best line from the movie and one that will determine the election – We’ll take the N-word and the chinks (c-word was already taken) but we won’t take the Irish.

Sorry McCain (sounds like an Irish name to me) you lose!

1999 What the F Happened

So in my youth due to TV shows that I loved and believed in I had hoped that in 1999 something momentous would have happened that would change the world.

No I'm not talking about Y2K. I was hoping a giant space craft would crash land on earth and change the course of human history.

Because it would take 10 years to prepare for the alien invasion. (No I'm not talking about illegal aliens). So in 2009 (just a few short months away) the Zentradi will be arriving and we don't have the SDF-1, veritech fighters, or even a single destroid to protect us.

Greatest Simpson's Episode EVER!!!!

With the new Fall season upon us and I keep thinking back to better days when TV shows actually meant something.

Well here are clips of the Greatest Simpson's Episode EVER!!!!

EVER!!!!

Shoutout to the Michael Jackson web site

Well it looks like APR had a site reference from another site. So I would like to say hi to all those members of the Jackson family and their friends who have been visiting my site and sending me wonderful emails lately.

http://www.boxxet.com/Michael_Jackson/Source:Angry_Parent_Review/

Stay classy Jackson's!!!

APR Kick Ass NCAA Football Players

So watching football over the past few weeks APR has realized that there are a number of kick ass NCAA football players that don't get the recognition that they deserve. So APR is going to highlight some of those kick ass players.

First off is Drew Combs from TCU.

I know all you are saying APR you're one racist M-Fer. You pick a white kicker as a kick ass player.

Well before you start sending me hate emails like the Jackson family look at the youtube video...



Not only is the dude white, a kicker, and wears funny shoe, he has one F-ing arm. One F-ing arm! This due is good enough to play on the college level and tackle people with one F-ing arm.

One F-ing arm!!!!! This is why he's a kick ass player.

Leon Freeman from Baylor

Is this another joke? APR picked a DE from one of the worst teams in the NCAA which just got their asses handed to them by the Sooners.

Before you M-Fer start complaining let me tell you this guy spent nearly six months in Iraq with Bravo Company 1-41 Infantry right out of high school. While all the fancy pants qb's from the big schools were out F-ing undergraduates this guy was being shot at and avoiding IED's. This is not just a kick ass football player he's a F-ing American hero. He deserves to have an action figure like the "Fridge" who faught Cobra for GI Joe in the 80's.

http://baylorbears.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/freeman_leon00.html

So make fun of his team all you want but this guy was in Iraq! So all those fancy players with their awards doesn't compare to this guy because he FOUGHT IN IRAQ!

I can see the post game interview after Baylor's lost to OU.

Reporter: Mr. Freeman this must have been a hard lost to the number #1 team in the nation.
Freeman: No M-Fer's being shot at and losing your best friend to an IED is a tough lost so get the F out of my face.