Proud American

Some people will try and gently avoid topics for fear of offending someone or a group of people or society as a whole. But APR doesn’t roll that way. APR rolls the Max Power way.

"There are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!" (Which is the wrong way, but faster!)

Upon hearing about the following movie (Proud American)



APR though to himself “What’s the best way to mock this and all the corporate sponsors (Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines) that made this abomination?”

Sadly it is to show it and let everyone look at the crap that Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines produced.

APR is a proud American but Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines really didn’t give American’s the credit they deserved. They assumed that if they make a movie of inspiration stories about the small guy, oversimplify their lives and struggles and wrap it all up with the American flag, it will sale to all the flag waving people out there. Or maybe someone at Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines felt that the liberal media was picking on America and wanted to counter Hollywood. I have no F-ing idea why Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines made this movie other than to insult Americans. That’s right Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines hate Americans! And they show their hate for America by releasing this crap.

To be clear, APR didn’t see this movie and have not intention of seeing this move. From the looks of the box office returns no one else did either.

Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines put together a movie about minority groups such as Asians, blacks, Jews and handicapped people (somehow they forgot Native Americans and Mexicans) and showed how they made it against the oppressive white society and big business like (Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines) without lawyers, unions, or asking for government help. Because in today’s society the only evil people allowed are the white people that are part of the big business establishment. You know the white corporate people from Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines. Don’t worry my oppressive whitey masters, because APR has the feeling that there will be stories about white people from Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines and their struggles to balance out the token minority stories.

Let APR be perfectly clear. ARP is PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. APR is not proud of the corporate decision makers from Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines who put this poorly thought out propaganda after school special public service announcement together. Americans do love to be spoon feed propaganda all day long, just as long as it’s good propaganda. Or at lease propaganda with a beat we can dance too.

Just look at the following movies with hidden messages:

Slaughter House Roles – A movie justifying killing unborn babies
Million Dollar Baby – A movies justifying killing people in a coma
I Know Who Killed Me – A movie justifying killing Lohan’s career

We don’t need a movie justifying the American attitude and American’s place in this world because that movie has already been made and that movie is Team America: World Police.

What, What, What, What?

You’re thinking APR went to the evil left and is now promoting some anti-American liberal hippie tree hugging Hollywood crap now.

Au contraire my friend. Team America: World Police was a bait and switch for the hippies and the media. You see all the whack jobs went to see it thinking the movie will make fun of America and to watch puppet sex (sick liberal tree huggers love puppet sex) and what they really saw was the greatest justification for the war on terror and US policies for the past 50 years.

This speech is why APR is proud to be an American. (Warning: This part isn’t censored so don’t let any kids read the following)

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Instead of making the crappy movie that was Proud American, Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines could really show that they are Proud Americans by sponsoring US soldiers.

Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines could have purchased body armor, bullets, planes and tanks and put their dumbass logos on all those items with the money they spent on this movie. This would be great for marketing and promoting their brands along with providing new equipment for our soldiers. This would be the greatest gift that these corporations could have given to America and the soldiers who make APR Proud to be an American.

In fact if there are any US military personnel out there, APR would like to sponsor something.

Sadly APR doesn’t have the big bucks like Wal-Mart, Coke, MasterCard, and American Airlines but APR wants to say thank you for all the work you do.

APR was thinking of sponsoring some nose art on bombs and missiles. APR would like to know how much it will cost to put on a Hellfire missile the following

“APR says Terrorize this M-F’er” or “Death from Above Sponsored by APR”.

APR would love to have that be the Hellfire that takes down Osama or an Afghan. wedding party, which ever will give the greatest body count.

APR is serious so contact APR at anguyenk@gmail.com and we can work out the details.

Ho Yah!!!!