Random Rant #3

Selling to APR

Easiest way to sell APR something is to complement the OU Sooners. APR was sitting in line for $2.39 per gallon gas and some guy from Costco came up to APR and said "God bless you for wearing that shirt. Boomer Sooners!" because APR was wearing an OU shirt.

APR doesn't care what you're selling but APR's buying. Sadly this sales tactics won't work if APR is in Oklahoma but since APR doesn't live near Oklahoma anymore it's refreshing to see a Sooner fan.

Wassup 2008

APR has one to say about this...

No matter what you think about the message this ad is pure F-ing genius. (Thanks Chris for sending it)



Dreams

So APR has had a couple of dreams that has stayed in APR's head the past few weeks.

First is a action movie like dream where APR and the Uber Nguyen Kim had to fight through corrupt cops to save our families. Mrs. APR thinks it's another sign of APR's man-love for the Uber Nguyen Kim.

Ever had a dream where you have everything that you ever wanted and you wake up to realize it was all a dream? You end up feeling depressed the whole day because of it. So APR starts out the dream at a Nguyen Kim Clan function and APR's dad tells APR that he's upset with APR and never wants to see APR again. Some might think this is bad but as you recall from APR's blog, this is a really good thing. So the whole dream APR is telling all the Nguyen Kim clan good-bye and APR was very happy about the whole thing. But at the end of the dream APR dad starts talking to APR again. APR woke up and realized that sadly it was all a dream and APR still has to deal with APR's dad and the Nguyen Kim Clan. Which made APR depressed the whole day.