APR was right again

Sorry for the lack of any updates...

But APR is trying out Facebook and really can't stand it...

Oh well...

It looks like APR was right again for making fun of Al Gore and the F-ing green movement...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8299079.stm

"For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures.

And our climate models did not forecast it, even though man-made carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be responsible for warming our planet, has continued to rise."

Suck it Al Gore!

http://angryparentreview.blogspot.com/search/label/Environment

Shut Your Pie Hole Al F-ing Gore!

APR guess Al F-ing Gore was right because up to 8 F-ing inches of Global Warming fell on APR over the week. That's right over 8" of F-ing snow and ice fell on APR's city.

Well what do you expect it's F-ing winter. But wait, this was one of the worst F-ing storms to hit APR's region in years. Well as APR was putting chains on APR's car for the second time in one week, APR was thinking that Al F-ing Gore needs to come out here so that APR can show Al the Global Warming Man APR's girls built with all the snow that accumulated on APR's yard.

Of course this also reminded APR of the wonderful blog that APR forgot all about.

Well since APR is busy shoveling APR's driveway APR decided to post Penn & Teller's Bullsh*t episode that pretty much sums up all of APR's feelings.

So enjoy.


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Going Green Part ? whatever I’m tired now…

Media sucks ASS… F-you media… You spoon feed us crap all the time and we take it!!!!

Gunny what do you think about the Media?

The media is like the type of guy that would F a person in the ass and not even have the G-D common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

F Yeah Gunny!!!

Also shut your F-ing pie hole Al Gore!!!

Semper Fi!

Going Green Part 3. HEROES

Who are the people you look up too? Who are your heroes?

From my last Green post one of mine was Will Rogers another was a great aerospace engineer name Ed Heinemann. (Ed who? Check out the following http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Heinemann)

Others that I know, Batman is their hero. As you can tell from the following Batman strip, we all know why… wink, wink. (He’s a rich millionaire can’t he afford separate beds? How about separate rooms because he lives in a f-ing mansion!)



A hero can be anyone (fictional or real). Sadly as more and more actors try to cash in on their fame and popularity by trying to sell crappy products and branding their image they feel they need to push a political and social agenda and make themselves out to be heroes.

I know the life of a super rich and famous actor can be hard with so much media attention. So they have to speak up about something to transcend their rich and famous lifestyle. Oh great actor of screen and stage, what wondrous knowledge can you past along to me your humble worshiper? Sadly they don’t really know or understand the crap coming out of their pie hole because most superstars are pretty stupid.

What level of IQ do you think most stars have? You know they are smart enough to realize that they will never trade their life for yours. But other than good looks, being related to someone famous or f-ing someone famous what else is there? What line of work would Charlie Sheen have if he didn’t look like Charlie Sheen and was the son of Martin Sheen? Can he do your job? Unless your job is flipping burgers at a fast food place than no. Can he handle being an economist, doctor, engineer or a scientist? Chances are no.

So actors and movie stars are just pretty people who are not that smart with little to no formal education.

So why would you take their advice let alone make them out to be visionary people on environmental issues? No really why would you? But look at the commercials and ads for the environmental movement. Hoop on board our bandwagon and be with these beautiful people. Look upon their godlike beauty and following their Green message.

Look at that actor, he drives a hybrid that he has shipped to every country he works in on his own personal jet. Look at that actress she bathes in her own urine to save water.

So if you’re like me and try to ignore the actors and politicians you find out you can’t get away from them because the media is always in your face about them, who they are f-ing and of course their message.

So next I take aim at the media.

Going Green Part 2 (F-ing Politicians)

Let me make this perfectly clear as I quote from Kanye West.

APR hates politicians!

I am an equal opportunity hater since I hate all politicians regardless of their color, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, religion, and political affiliation.

The only reason I would vote for a candidate is if they said they would F-me up the ass, take all my money, take my job, put me in jail and admits to being a tool of every lobbyist that would give them money because that politician would be the first one who was actually truthful.

So when any politician talks about their energy policy or their environmental stance they are just spoon feeding you crap to get you to vote for them. As you give them your vote they will turn around and tell the exact opposite to the lobbyist to get money. I’m not even talking about Al F-ing Gore because I’ve devoted a whole blog telling him to shut his F-ing pie hole. No this vial and bitterness is aimed squarely at those still in office or who are trying to get into office.

Just like the Bush political crusade against terrorists the left needed their own crusade to get elected and that crusade is the environment. Similar to the Bush policy of labeling anyone who doubted his actions as anti-patriotic, the new Green crusade will label any doubter anti-earth. You’re either for us or against us and you need to pick sides. Of course the side they want you on is their side or they will label you as an eco-terrorist. As we go into the next election look for the Green crusade to take over politics. And after the election the first group to be disappointed will be the environmentalist when they realized that there is no “pot of green gold” at the end of the election just another politician who will spin why he can’t keep the promises he made to get your vote.

How best to tell us what to think than to have people who we look up too and respect tell us how to vote. And before you think I’m talking about scientist, economist or teachers, I’m really talking about actors.

So I take aim at actors next.

As I leave you I have some quotes from one of my heroes whose name is now synonymous with gay people having sex at any park named after him. Of course I’m talking about Will Rogers.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Going Green Part 1 (Creationist and our school system)

Where do I start?

There are the F-tards granola, tree-hugging, hippies

There are the F-ing politicians

There are the Mother-F-ing smug actors

There are the F-ing media F-ers.

Please for the love of all that is holy no more!!!!

No More Carbon Neutral!
No More Living Green!
No More Green House Gases!
No More Global Warming!
No More Climate Change!

And please no more Al F-ing Gore!

All of you please shut the F-up, you Mother-F-er!!!!!

So before you dismiss me as one of those right-wing, anti-earth, big corporate, Chaney cronies I just want to say that the only political stance I have is I hate and mistrust all politicians, political parties, and anyone associated with any political parties.

I feel that I might just be the last person on earth who is truly neutral on this subject.

How do I know this Green movement is F-ed up? It’s because we are being spoon feed marketing BS by the media and big corporations are brainwashing us to buy anything that is Green or carbon neutral or organic or recycled (for a nice mark-up). You see, they couldn’t sell this stuff to traditional f-tards, granola, tree hugging, hippies because they have no money, but if they can get the media to buy into this fear mongering, they can get middle class f-tards too buy anything with a Green f-ing label.

Why APR is this happening?

1st let’s blame taking science out of education. Those G-Damn creationists have challenged scientific education in our school system so much that schools are afraid to teach anything dealing with science. Because of this, kids today are not smart enough to understand scientific deductive reasoning so that anyone like Al F-ing Gore can do a Power-Point presentation with neat graphs and pictures and get a Nobel Prize.

Let me make this point perfectly clear. After numerous years of testing and research, no one can explain how humans impact earth’s climate because no one really knows. Because of this, even if we were impacting earth’s climate we do not know how to change it back.

So let’s say we were impacting the earth’s climate with CO2. Does that mean if we magically stopped making CO2 the earth will revert back to some perfect time when there was no climate change?

No you f-tard!

There will always be climate change and who’s to say climate change isn’t part of how the earth works.

You environmentalist say climate change makes it harder to predict the weather. So I guess it was easier to predict the weather 10 years ago? Or maybe 20 or even 50 years ago? You’re saying because we can’t predict the weather we humans have somehow f-ed up the world? How about this… maybe we humans can’t f-ing predict the weather!!! Did you ever think of that? How many f-ing times have the weather man been wrong? Maybe the world is f-ing with our minds and God is playing with the thermostat and watching humans act like dumb-asses?

So if our schools actually taught kids deductive reasoning they might questions both the environmentalist and the anti-environmentalist and their reasoning and assumptions because both sides are taking inconclusive scientific research and making up their own conclusions, instead of looking at the facts and test results.

The first lesson is don’t trust anyone unless they can prove conclusively their point.

My point is our education system is f-ed up and releasing dumb f-tards into society. Can anyone prove me wrong on that point?

Next part is about those f-ing politicians.