George Lucas Raped Our Childhood

So it came to APR's attention that a lot of nerds hate George Lucas for raping their childhood memories.





APR was one of those nerds. But APR has grown up and actually had sex (with a real woman) so APR doesn't feel that much vial towards Lucas.

So every time APR get's angry at George Lucas APR thinks of the following and just let it go... Just let it go people...

F-U David Carradine

While APR was watching The Art of Action: Martial Arts in Motion Picture presented by the "F-ing Snakes on a Plane Afro Samurai" Samuel L. Jackson. APR was reminded of the greatest whitewashing in Hollywood history.

This is worst then 21 and F-ing Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Oh no... this was the worst...

This was Hollywood picking David F-ing Carradine over Bruce Lee to play an Asian martial arts master.

How F-ing messed up was that? A white guy who had no martial arts training will play an Asian martial arts expert. I would say sure against most guys maybe but the greatest martial arts master of all times Bruce Lee. Thank you F-ing Hollywood for your racist feelings. Don't get me started on how racist Kung Fu the TV show was with David sounding like a fortune cookie during the whole show. You can end any of David's dialog with "in bed".

But to add insult to injury for the 20 year made for TV movie, who do you get to play David Carradine's son? Why not get Brandon Lee... What the F... Bruce was already dead in some whore house so let's get his son... So let's F-ing rape Bruce in his grave and have David beat up his son.



Look at the following clip....

You have some old white guy who can barely move fight the son of one of the fasting martial arts experts. Come on people... Bruce Lee's moves were so fast they couldn't record all his moves and you have David F-ing Carradine...

F-U all to Hell... And Hollywood, don't think having a TV show where an Asian, Russell Wong, get's to have sex with every women he comes across including the old white woman makes up for this...

Hell NO!

F-U David Carradine.

And here's Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norris' ASS!

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

APR and Ms. APR has a new favorite show...

Flight of the Conchords

Check out Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor



This reminds APR of this single days going to clubs...

It's the economy stupid

APR knows it's hard to understand the current economic crisis.

So hopefully this should explain the mess we're all in. In an easy to understand graphic format.

Sadly APR Was Right Again

Who predicted the layoffs at Sprint? APR did back in Nov.

Check out the following:

Sprint Nextel to Lay off About 8,000 Workers

http://angryparentreview.blogspot.com/2008/11/time-to-look-for-new-job-when.html

"The rule is: If the CEO/President of your company starts appearing in commercials when they traditionally never were in any commercials before, it’s time to start looking for a new job."

Well it looks like APR was right. Sorry to all those works who have been laid off. APR knows your pain. APR will intensify his mocking of Dan Hesse in your honor.

F-You Dan Hesse... How many F-ing jobs could you have saved if you didn't F-ing need to feed your F-ing ego and make expensive commercials? or maybe why don't you spend your F-ing time working vs. making commercials! F-you Dan and your F-ing rich ass... F-U to hell because 8k people lost their jobs because of you and your poor decision making!!!! If there was justice, only one person would lose their job and that one person should have been you, Dan Hesse.

APR's Man Crush

It's hard to believe it but APR has to point out when Hollywood does something right.

The train wreck that will have been the next Wolverine movie has been saved. The savior of the new Wolverine movie is Deadpool (as played by Ryan Reynolds).

Not only does APR gets a Nerd Woody because Deadpool will be in the movie but also APR has a man crush for Ryan Reynolds (Yes Ms. APR knows about it).

APR is not gay but damn look at this.... (APR needs to hit the gym)

Bring Back Clerks The Animated Series

Bring back Clerks the Animated Series!!!!!

See if you can spot all the movie references...


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