F-U David Carradine

While APR was watching The Art of Action: Martial Arts in Motion Picture presented by the "F-ing Snakes on a Plane Afro Samurai" Samuel L. Jackson. APR was reminded of the greatest whitewashing in Hollywood history.

This is worst then 21 and F-ing Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Oh no... this was the worst...

This was Hollywood picking David F-ing Carradine over Bruce Lee to play an Asian martial arts master.

How F-ing messed up was that? A white guy who had no martial arts training will play an Asian martial arts expert. I would say sure against most guys maybe but the greatest martial arts master of all times Bruce Lee. Thank you F-ing Hollywood for your racist feelings. Don't get me started on how racist Kung Fu the TV show was with David sounding like a fortune cookie during the whole show. You can end any of David's dialog with "in bed".

But to add insult to injury for the 20 year made for TV movie, who do you get to play David Carradine's son? Why not get Brandon Lee... What the F... Bruce was already dead in some whore house so let's get his son... So let's F-ing rape Bruce in his grave and have David beat up his son.



Look at the following clip....

You have some old white guy who can barely move fight the son of one of the fasting martial arts experts. Come on people... Bruce Lee's moves were so fast they couldn't record all his moves and you have David F-ing Carradine...

F-U all to Hell... And Hollywood, don't think having a TV show where an Asian, Russell Wong, get's to have sex with every women he comes across including the old white woman makes up for this...

Hell NO!

F-U David Carradine.

And here's Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norris' ASS!

Whitewashing Alert!

So there's been a movie that had been bugging me for awhile and I was happy that it didn't get any box office success but since it's now on DVD I see ads for it all over the place. The move is call 21 and it's made out to be some sort of true story/action/suspense/gambling movie. On the surface it falls into the category of Hollywood crapfest. Mostly it is but the reason I hate the move and will never see it is because the book and the people its based on are mostly Asian and the only Asians in the movie are goofy horny Asian men and hot Asian women. Hollywood "Whitewashed" the movie by replacing all the lead actors with white people.

Kevin Spacey's character was Asian and had to dress up like a woman to go to casino's because the casinos were trying to kill him. Sadly that's another part of the book that was not used in the movie.

To add insult to injury Hollywood didn't even go with a American whitey. They went with some European actor who had to take English lessons to learn how to speak English.

Are there no Asian actors? Harold from Harold and Kumar? Jet Li? Chow Yun Fat? Jackie Chan? Okay Hollywood might have a point since most of the known Asian actors are either martial arts actors and/or hot Asian women.

I should be thankful that they didn't make all the white actors pretend to by Asian. Sadly a cross-dressing Kevin Spacey with buck teeth and thick glasses might have made a more enjoyable movie.

So what's my point since no one went to see the movie? I don't have one. But if you want to see a good gambling movie check out Good of Gamblers with Chow Yun Fat.