APR's War on Halloween!

The evils of Halloween is upon us. Yes the evil that is Halloween!!!!!

So to fight this satanic devil worshiping holiday of debauchery and witchcraft APR is putting out a list of movies to watch and hopefully steer your kids away from turning into whores.

Whores?

Yes Whores!!!!

Halloween has turned from a night of candy and sweet sugar love to an night of eye candy and sweet ass love.

You all know what APR is talking about! APR is talking about the turning of Halloween into Whore-O-Ween. Hopefully the whores will all freeze to death because of their skimpy costumes. So hopefully you will take APR's advice and stay at home with your kids and watch some of the following movies.

1st is a movie about our Lord and Savior fighting all that is truly evil.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter!



You're asking yourself why is JC fighting vampires? Well if that movie doesn't make it clear. APR will tell you.... Vampires are the gateway for women to turn to Lesbian Whores! Yes vampires turn women into lesbians and after they are turned to lesbians they become whores. It must have something to do with tight leather, and the forbidden passion that only two women can share.

But if you don't believe APR and the scientific proof then take a look at this 1950's PSA educational film.

How do you know you're a lesbian (AKA Die Lesbian Vampires!)



After watching that you too will understand the connection between Halloween, vampires, lesbians and whores.

I know what you're all saying... APR can you suggest something more subliminal and less lesbian about the message of JC and prevent our kids from becoming atheist, lesbian, and Democrats?

Why yes APR has a great suggestion that will have your kids singing a happy song before they realize the overt Christan message and pretty soon they will be protesting abortion clinics with you in no time.

Veggie Tales



So sit back and ignore those pesky trick and treating kids and enjoy the following movies.

Hot Pot N Sushi

So during last Thanksgiving my brother-in-law the Uber Nguyen Kim himself spotted a restaurant in a strip mall with a name so intriguing that he couldn’t stop talking about it.

That restaurant’s name was Hot Pot N Sushi.

His fascination and curiosity was only heighten as we found out the restaurant was only under construction. So all he could talk about was what culinary genius would try to combine two diametrically opposite types of food preparations styles. Our imaginations exploded with though of Iron Chef style kitchen stadiums combined with the old school noodle shops on the street corner of Japan. We had so many ideas that could only be explained if only we could enter and sample their delicacies.

So come with me as I take you on a tour of the wonders that awaits you as you enter the 9th Wonder of the World known as Hot Pot N Sushi.

As we open the tinted doors we were open to a new world of sights, sounds, smells and flavors of… of…

of a F-ing conveyor belt food delivery system that combines Japanese foods with Henry Ford’s assembly line.

WTF…

The mystery that was Hot Pot N Sushi was a throwback to the 30’s conveyor dinners where food was sent out from the kitchen and the dinners would pick what they wanted. Each plate is color coded for how much the portions are worth. In addition you can order noodles to be delivered to you.

What about the hot pot? Is there some fancy high tech water delivery system that will allow customized cooking of raw food? Well if you want hot pot, you will have to sit at separate tables with burners built into the center of the tables. So you and your friends can order hot pot on the side.

Like the Wizard of Oz, Hot Pot N Sushi is all smoke and mirrors playing on curiosity to bring in customers. It’s like Dorothy opening the curtains and finding a Mexican sushi chef. So after the novelty wares off there isn’t much to make us want to come back.

But I do have to give the place props for allowing us to feed our kids with other restaurants foods and at least keeping the girls entertained.

So I give it a B.

That’s it?

WTF…

This is the Worst Blog EVER!!!

No crazy comments, no obscure references, no edginess and no anger!

APR you SUCK!

Well you want action? You want edginess? You want X-treme! I give you…

Bitch Slap the Movie!!!!!



You got action, explosions, guns, katana’s, super slow mo, hot babes, Japanese school girl outfits, boobies, and lesbians… Hot lesbians shooting guns, and fighting, and getting wet and making out is SUPER SLOW-MO. LESBIANS!!!!!

I have no idea what this movie is about but this is the greatest movie trailer ever!!!!

Sadly like Hot Pot N Sushi, we will see the movie and realize that it was nothing more than some cheap Skin-na-max movie for horny teenage boys who haven’t discovered internet porn yet.

APR out!!!!