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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

George Lucas Raped Our Childhood

So it came to APR's attention that a lot of nerds hate George Lucas for raping their childhood memories.





APR was one of those nerds. But APR has grown up and actually had sex (with a real woman) so APR doesn't feel that much vial towards Lucas.

So every time APR get's angry at George Lucas APR thinks of the following and just let it go... Just let it go people...

2 comments:

Douchematic said...

Usually, when men brag about "having sex with a real woman," their wives or girlfriends are disgusting, and the "real woman" claim is a way to justify copulating with such beasts.

Don't get me wrong -- I have no love for the pathetic Star Wars fanboys, and they can all choke on the Lucasian cock as they "Yes, Mr. Lucas!" themselves to death under his desk. And while it is true that the Star Wars prequels and the most recent Indiana Jones were shit festivals of epic proportions, there are plenty of good movies that don't involve characters named Dooku or Grevious, especially for adults.

So while I agree with you about that, I can't help cringing at your attempt to paint yourself as some sort of Vietnamese Colin Farrell, waist-deep in punani while you look down your nose at nerdy Star Wars fans who obsess over movies. You're the douche author of a poorly written blog. Cheers.

T-Unit said...

I never wanted to paint myself as a VC Colin Farrell... I would settle for a bad VC version of Will Ferrel instead...

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