Disney is raising my kids

People have asked APR how APR manages to raise APR's children in a TV friendly environment when their is so much pressure to turn off the TV. Well it's tough and with APR's spawn spending so much time at daycare and school it's hard to make sure they watch at least 8 hours of TV.

Luck for APR and all those parents out there worried about making sure their kids get enough time to watch TV there is the Disney Channel. So APR has the Disney channel on 24/7 along with a mini-dvd player showing High School Musical next to the TV and a laptop which boots up on Disney.com to make sure APR's kids get's more than enough TV time.

And yes even APR enjoys some Disney and APR isn't taking about waiting for the Disney Channel start to be 18. Oh no, APR loves Phineas and Ferb.

And not only is the shows entertaining but the shows will teach APR's girls to become music video dancers. Check out how close this song from Phineas and Ferb is to Beyonce's song Single Ladies.

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

And don't forget I got Squirrels in My Pants.

George Lucas Raped Our Childhood

So it came to APR's attention that a lot of nerds hate George Lucas for raping their childhood memories.





APR was one of those nerds. But APR has grown up and actually had sex (with a real woman) so APR doesn't feel that much vial towards Lucas.

So every time APR get's angry at George Lucas APR thinks of the following and just let it go... Just let it go people...

F-U David Carradine

While APR was watching The Art of Action: Martial Arts in Motion Picture presented by the "F-ing Snakes on a Plane Afro Samurai" Samuel L. Jackson. APR was reminded of the greatest whitewashing in Hollywood history.

This is worst then 21 and F-ing Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Oh no... this was the worst...

This was Hollywood picking David F-ing Carradine over Bruce Lee to play an Asian martial arts master.

How F-ing messed up was that? A white guy who had no martial arts training will play an Asian martial arts expert. I would say sure against most guys maybe but the greatest martial arts master of all times Bruce Lee. Thank you F-ing Hollywood for your racist feelings. Don't get me started on how racist Kung Fu the TV show was with David sounding like a fortune cookie during the whole show. You can end any of David's dialog with "in bed".

But to add insult to injury for the 20 year made for TV movie, who do you get to play David Carradine's son? Why not get Brandon Lee... What the F... Bruce was already dead in some whore house so let's get his son... So let's F-ing rape Bruce in his grave and have David beat up his son.



Look at the following clip....

You have some old white guy who can barely move fight the son of one of the fasting martial arts experts. Come on people... Bruce Lee's moves were so fast they couldn't record all his moves and you have David F-ing Carradine...

F-U all to Hell... And Hollywood, don't think having a TV show where an Asian, Russell Wong, get's to have sex with every women he comes across including the old white woman makes up for this...

Hell NO!

F-U David Carradine.

And here's Bruce Lee kicking Chuck Norris' ASS!

Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

APR and Ms. APR has a new favorite show...

Flight of the Conchords

Check out Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor



This reminds APR of this single days going to clubs...

It's the economy stupid

APR knows it's hard to understand the current economic crisis.

So hopefully this should explain the mess we're all in. In an easy to understand graphic format.