APR's Sports Motto

APR’s motto about APR’s favorite teams has always been:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

No words have summed up spectator sports like those spoken by Conan. Sadly it has nothing to do with the game since the game only last hours. It’s the mocking of the other team and their fans as their team loses and the sad looks on their faces. But if you lose, there is still hope that the next time the teams play your team can win and you will be the one’s celebrating.

Since APR has been away from ground zero (the region where APR’s teams plays), no one really cares about APR’s teams and APR likes that (especially when APR’s team loses).

So lately it has become a tradition with APR to watch ESPN late at night and hear the praised heaped up APR’s teams as they win. Somehow hearing other people praise APR’s teams has become the manna in which APR survives the day to day crap at work before APR’s team plays another game.

Sure APR can go to some likeminded fanboy web site and read the praises of APR’s team but to hear it from paid professionals who should be unbiased seems even sweeter.

Now I know what you are thinking. APR aren’t you a pompous ass when it comes to your teams? Yes APR is a pompous ass but there are some things APR won’t do.

Yes, APR cries inside and dies a little when APR’s team loses, and APR will scream and cheer during the game but APR will not belittle any opposing team’s fans about their team (APR will belittle them for acting like A-holes, retarded dumb asses, and living in a god forsaken state but not their team).

One more thing…

BOOMER! SOONERS!