I'm the worst parent ever

APR never, ever said APR was the best parent or even a good parent. No APR stated that APR is the Best Blogger in the World. So let this be a lesson to all those who want to try and use the APR parenting methodology.

As an example -- Air travel with two kids.

APR is the worst parent in the world.

How does APR know this? Well it has to do with the stares and looks that passengers and flight attendants or as APR calls them flight hags gives APR when one of APR's spawns cries and throws a tantrum during a flight.

Never mind the fact that APR's child was good and well behaved through 95% of the flight or the fact that APR was stuck on the f-ing tarmac for almost an hour forced to restrain APR's child to the crappy seat belt while the plane sat motionless. Oh heaven forbid that APR un-locks the seat belt and by doing so receives the wrath of the flight hag on the PA system scolding APR. Or a friendly visit from the flight hag reminding APR that the f-ing pilot hasn't turned off the seat belt sign.

Than on top of that there's the helpful advice from passengers. Listen people APR appreciates your advice but air pressure change as a reason why a child is screaming doesn't explain why a kid cries while being on the ground. Maybe the fact that every f-ing eye is on the kid and the parent has to restrain them could be the reason the kid is crying.

APR sees all the looks from those around judging APR and APR's parenting skills. Well all you people can shut your f-ing pie hole and f-off.

APR knows he's the worst parent ever so F-you!!!!!

Oh yeah APR had a big hang-over too from too much drinking the night before so F-you all to HELL!!!!!!!

APR New Political Voice

APR has a new political voice and that voice belongs to Penn and Teller. Actually just Penn Jillette. You may know him from Dancing with the Stars but I know him from B*llsh*t on Showtime.

Here's a witty, funny and pointed commentary he did on CNN about the elections. I don't know how this got through the editors at the Clinton News Network.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/02/jillette.presidency/index.html

Here are some funny points he made.


The idea, especially from the Democrats that I know, is, we just get a smarter guy in the White House, and all the problems will go away. We'll have smart speeches, smart high gas prices, smart bad economy, smart war on terrorism, smart war on drugs, smart hurricanes, smart global warming, smart war in Georgia -- smart, smart, smart.

We need someone stupid enough to understand that the president of the United States can't solve many problems without taking away freedom and therefore shouldn't try. The only reason John McCain scares me a little less is because I think he's a little less likely to win. They both promise a government that will watch over us, and I don't like that.

Our first seven presidents averaged a bit more than three public speeches a year, and they didn't promise jobs for everyone, day care, dental exams and free stuff.

Parenting Advice from APR

Ever wonder where APR learned APR's parenting skillz from? Well APR can tell you it wasn't from APR's dad. DA' Original APR. No APR learned it from Calvin's dad from Calvin and Hobbes.

Here are some great examples of how to talk to your kids.

AD Fall Line up!

Here's the AD Fall Line-up!!!!

Not too busy to go study.


Time to go to the game.
BOOMER! SOONERS!



Wake up early to work the farm.


How about this playful look?


Time to bundle up!

Convention Rant #2

WTF is wrong with TV when I couldn't get a live feed from the Olympics but every G-D channel was showing the conventions.

Do we really need HDTV of old pasty skinned white people?

Once again the conventions prove that our system of government is messed up.

I will vote for any person who can prove to me why my one F-ing vote will actually count for anything.

Here's my review of Obama's speech since I was trapped at an airport waiting on my flight which was delayed and every f-ing TV was showing his speech.

Here's where he lost me.

1. We are a nation of whiners! We whine about everything! Everyone whines and complains and bitch! That's what we do and that's what the political party's go after because those people who whine will likely go out and vote.
2. "Born into poverty? Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, even if you don't have boots. You are on your own." There is nothing wrong with that. Once again those who have improved their lives from poverty likely aren't bitching and moaning like those at the conventions.

I work hard and I provide for my family. I worked my way through the system, I don't whine and complain because of that I am not someone who will vote for Obama.

I am also not white and rich so I won't vote for McCain either.

No Spin Zone Update #2

Obama's VP Pick -- Look at me I got me a Whitey that works for me!

McCain's VP Pick -- Look at me I got me another beauty queen!

Whitewashing Alert!

So there's been a movie that had been bugging me for awhile and I was happy that it didn't get any box office success but since it's now on DVD I see ads for it all over the place. The move is call 21 and it's made out to be some sort of true story/action/suspense/gambling movie. On the surface it falls into the category of Hollywood crapfest. Mostly it is but the reason I hate the move and will never see it is because the book and the people its based on are mostly Asian and the only Asians in the movie are goofy horny Asian men and hot Asian women. Hollywood "Whitewashed" the movie by replacing all the lead actors with white people.

Kevin Spacey's character was Asian and had to dress up like a woman to go to casino's because the casinos were trying to kill him. Sadly that's another part of the book that was not used in the movie.

To add insult to injury Hollywood didn't even go with a American whitey. They went with some European actor who had to take English lessons to learn how to speak English.

Are there no Asian actors? Harold from Harold and Kumar? Jet Li? Chow Yun Fat? Jackie Chan? Okay Hollywood might have a point since most of the known Asian actors are either martial arts actors and/or hot Asian women.

I should be thankful that they didn't make all the white actors pretend to by Asian. Sadly a cross-dressing Kevin Spacey with buck teeth and thick glasses might have made a more enjoyable movie.

So what's my point since no one went to see the movie? I don't have one. But if you want to see a good gambling movie check out Good of Gamblers with Chow Yun Fat.