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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

No Spin Zone Update #4

Congress Bail-Out Vote

Democrats -- Yes we've received enough money from the lobbyist and we will vote YES
Republicans -- No we haven't received enough money from the lobbyist and we will vote NO

Monday, September 29, 2008

Joe Jackson

APR wants to recognize a pioneer in parenting and an inspiration to APR.

It's Joe Jackson (founder and father of the Jackson 5, Latoya and Janet Jackson plus a couple of no talent kids as well). Now watching the Jackson movie on TV (because APR can't read) I was shocked to find out that Michael Jackson was black and part of a talented family of black singers.

But what didn't surprise APR was the stern father figure that produced such talents. Joe was stern and distributed punishment like a Marine drill Sargent (Here's to you gunny... semper fi).

He will go into the history books as one of the greatest fathers like Tiger Woods dad or the Williams sisters dad.

Joe was a believer in the yelling and beating your kids methodology of parenting. Especially the talentless ones like Latoya.

APR believes that if the Jackson family didn't flee his tyrannical rule they would not be so messed up today.

Micheal won't hang out with little boys and have pet monkeys because Joe would have kept Micheal black and beaten him down any time he got near a little boy.
Janet won't have had her wardrobe malfunction with Justin Timberlake because Joe wouldn't let her be on stage with a white boy.
Also Joe knew Latoya was a talentless person and that's why he didn't even promote her like he did his sons and Janet.

So please Joe come back and straighten out your kids.

Who is controlling the DOW

With wild swings in the DOW Jones Industrial Average you may ask yourself who is control of the DOW?

The President? The FEDS? Congress?

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

APR will let you in on the secret of the DOW. Because APR is now controlling the DOW. Yes I am the "Man" controlling the DOW and APR is making it go up an down like Paris on a porn tape.

But why? Besides the normal reasons of distracting the media away from APR's real goal of total world domination and punishing America for the cancellation of Alf Tales back in the 80's.

There is one primary reason to the current DOW average and why APR decided on the current average. It all has to do with APR's family passion of Sooner football.

What What What?????

What does the DOW have anything to do with football?

Let me make this perfectly clear to those who do not understand the genius of APR. With OU getting the #1 rank this weekend, when was the last time OU was ranked #1? Well that's back in Dec. 2003. What is the DOW average today? 10.3k -- which was the average back in Dec. 2003.

Wooo-AH AH AH AH!!!!!!! (that's APR's evil laughter)

So watch out Wall Street because the DOW will continue to drop to 9.9k (which was the average in January 2001 when OU won it's last national championship).

Wooo-AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Random rants at the Airport #3

Yes another work week on travel for APR.

So here are some random rants at the airport

I am reminded of Terry Pratchett’s quote on airports.

AIRPORTS: A place where people hurry up and wait.


This is what it’s like for me. I’m in a hurry to get to the airport to wait at check-in. I hurry through security to wait at the gate. I hurry to get on the plane so that I can wait in my seat. I hurry to get off the plane to wait at the baggage claim.

And all this hoping there aren’t any delays.

I feel that the guy behind me at security is always in a hurry and for some reason I’m the cause of all his delays. No you stupid F, the reason you're late is because the whole airline industry is f-ed up so stop giving me the dirty eye and calm the F-down. You F-ing A-hole.

Chinese Baby Food
So it looks like Chinese companies are selling baby food that had the same poisons that was in dog and cat food they were selling to the States last year. It’s a sad story but you know what will happen to the executives of these Chinese companies. Well it won’t be anything like the golden parachutes US executives get for running their companies into the ground and costing tax payers billions. Oh no they get shot in the head. Maybe we can do this in the US as well.

Sadly APR has to put on APR’s economics/business hat and give you 2 reasons why this isn’t a good idea in the States.

1. China has always had this policy and it hasn’t really worked.
2. This system will be abused by mid-level corporate managers who will use it to get a promotion.

APR knows 95% of mid level managers who would gladly setup their boss to get executed if it meant a promotion. Why only 95%? That’s because the other 5% never made it through business school.

Thank the Gods for cheap food

As the markets are crashing and fuel cost keeps going up, APR points to the only important economic indicator and wants everyone to calm the F-down.

Yes, please calm the F-down people and get back to work. Previously APR introduced the Arby’s economic indicator, and today APR will like to notify the world that the economic crisis isn’t as bad as you might think.

Because in the US, as unemployment rises, as more people are homeless, and inflation keeps going up, there is one item that has always remained relatively cheap.

What is this one item? APR has been told that no life on earth can exist without this one necessity. That necessity is food.

Yes FOOD!!!!! So before people start throwing themselves out of windows, think for one minute on if can you go down to the local fast food place and pick up some food? If you answered yes, you are in the top 75% of people on the planet that have that luxury.

And even as the financial markets are cashing down upon us, the extra value meals at McDonalds, Berger King, and Wendy’s haven’t gone up in the past 5 years, because it’s still $1 or less.

This is why people want to come to the US, because the US has the largest amount of homeless and unemployed people that are obese. You might not have a job or home but there is food here in abundance for the cheap.

APR's Aspirations

Sorry for the lack of blog entries but as you all know APR has been busy with the “Crazy” that is the APR lifestyle.

Part of that “Crazy” is APR’s other aspirations. Like P-Diddy and J-Lo, APR wants to expand into new media and markets, with a new clothing line and perfume. But to do this, APR must bring APR’s brand of “Crazy” to the stage.

But over the weekend, APR was very disappointed in the fact that the major city production of the Nutcracker didn’t even ask APR to perform.

What What What!!!!

APR is dumbfounded and APR doesn’t know why either.

Here’s a little taste of APR’s resume for you to bask in APR’s acting skillz.

5’11”, 165 lbs and best time on the 40 was 10 seconds -- which makes APR twice as tall, twice the size, and twice as fast of any of the other ballerina’s, except for the big girl who always plays the Christmas tree because she might be on the O-line for the Seahawks. Also APR isn’t making fun of her because APR respects that she is trying to keep active and she can bench press 350lbs.

APR is currently headlining as Pirate #3 in the Eastside preschool special ed. production of Peter Pan. The buzz is APR will get a Tony nomination for that performance.

APR is also playing the race card. What does that have to do with anything in our color blind world? Picking APR would end decades of whitewashing on the stage and silver screen. (Need I remind you of Breakfast at Tiffany’s or 21?) Also, since APR is actually the same ethnicity as most of the ballerina’s performing, having an adult who actually looks like some of the girls would make better sense. Last year’s performance looked like a large group of Whitey’s were going to a Chinese orphanage and the Asian girl were performing for a chance to get adopted.

APR cannot understand the logic behind the Nutcracker selection committee. Maybe they are racist and just assumed that the Asian parents are there to force their daughters to perform like dancing monkey’s for the amusement of other Asian parents. Little do they know that some people, like APR, have higher aspirations in making their name “APR” into a global media and marketing brand.

But APR has the feeling that the production directors gave APR’s spawn a larger role as a “bonbon” because they know they screwed APR. APR also feels that this will allow APR to dress up like a bonbon and sneak onto the stage.

So mark your calendars for the APR Nutcracker – written, staring, produced and directed by APR with special guest of APR and updated music made and performed by APR!!!!

Coming this Holiday Season!!!!!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Random Rant at the airport #2

So another day and another airport. But this time I'm heading home and can't wait.

Beer in Da Coconut

I find myself humming Homer singing you put the beer in da coconut and laughing inside. Sadly I couldn't find just that song on youtube but the following clip has it.



People watching at the airport

Do you ever find yourself looking at people at the airport and wonder why they are there. Could it be a business trip, vacation, looking for love in the men's room or maybe they are a high priced whore making their way to a job.

I think that there must be a cool and attractive people only airline because the people I normally fly with are pretty ugly (APR included).

I saw a woman the other day that had the same pattern on her pants as my grandparents old sofa. In fact the pants look just as old too.

When is it appropriate to stop talking to the person sitting next to you? I mean are you suppose to talk to them the length of the flight? Are there flight conversation etiquette rules?

I feel like the biggest nerd when I pull out my PSP and pay it at the airport. I just want to scream "No really I have kids and a job and don't live at home with my parents!!!!"

There's an ad for an airport that had one of its reason for you to use the airport as "No TSA". So I understand the hassle of the TSA but do you really want it as a selling point? What type of people do you want at your airport? I'm assuming busy people who don't like to get hassled by the TSA like terrorist.

Me tired... time to carb-load and get lit!!!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Random Rants at the Airport

So I'm sitting here at the airport waiting on my flight and I had some random thoughts.

Lucky for you the readers of APR there is free Wifi so I can share my thoughts.

Travel music

So I'm on my iPhone listening to some Weezer and thought what are good travel songs/groups?

For me it's some Dead, Marley, and Weezer.

What do you listen too?

You can put your songs on the ShoutMix on the left hand side of the blog page.

Robotech Live Action

Okay this really sucks but I guess someone really loves Robotech and is a bigger geek then APR.

Here's someone re-enacting when Max and Miriya fight in the park and fall in love.

It would be cool if it wasn't so poorly done. It's bad... really bad... which is why I must share it with you.



Later APR Nation plane's getting ready to board!!!

What makes a good airport restaurant

What, what, what... an actual restaurant review.

How long has it been?

Well it's not really a review just an observation so shut your pie hole.

Anyway, what makes a good airport restaurant?

APR has two criteria for a good airport restaurant.

1. Make sure the food doesn't give you diarrhea.

2. Make sure the place has alcohol.

The diarrhea is self explanatory. In fact, the second it really the most important part.

Because if you're expecting a 5 star dinning experience at the airport you're an idiot. The airport restaurant is to give you a carb-load to get you through your flight without giving you the runs.

The alcohol is to allow you to deal with the crap that is flying in the US post 9/11. But make sure it's shots or mixed drinks because you don't want to get the flight hags on your ass because you took a piss in their galley. Why the F would they care if I piss in the galley. They don't have food there anymore. F-ing fligh hags!!!

So APR says carb-load and get lit!!!!

Except you Mr. Airplane flying man, oh you're not flying my plane... cool let me buy you another drink.

Thank you mom and dad

APR wants to admit APR was a little hard on the Original APR and his wife (APR's parents).

APR really felt guilty while APR had to leave APR's spawn with the parents for a business trip.

So after some beers at the airport bar and the free drinks from Southwest APR has something to say.

Mom and Dad, Thank You for taking care of my kids.

There I said it... so F-you all!!!!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Fall of Saigon Syndrome

APR is not only the World's best blogger but APR is a world renowned medical expert. APR will release APR's study on the mental disorder know as "Fall of Saigon Syndrome" (FoSS) in the next few blog entries or until APR gets tired and finds another topic to write about.

The medical term is ematologic-gastrointestinal-hemorrhage-epilation-hypotension-dehydration or "Fall of Saigon Syndrome" for short or FoSS for those who have to write a blog about it.

What is FoSS? Well the over the next several blogs APR will go over all the major characteristics of the psychological disorder of FoSS. Sadly there is no known cure for FoSS but with knowledge, education and research you might be able to live with someone who has FoSS.

The first part of the FoSS blog series, APR will go over the abnormal conditions that make up FoSS so that you might be able to spot someone suffering from FoSS.

The definition of FoSS is a classification of unstable reactions to any threat or circumstances that require movement of large groups of family members is a short period of time, normally due to lack of planning, preparation, or the illogically and idiotic belief that an army that couldn't fight without the overwhelming support of the United States can stand up to a determined, highly trained, and better equipped army that has built an intricate tunneling system. This is evident mostly in South Vietnamese men who tried to get their entire family out of South Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon. Hence the common term "Fall of Saigon Syndrome".

FoSS is not limited to just people of South Vietnamese decent. Oh no. It can be spread to any race and ethnicity who has suffered natural and/or man made disasters that required a large migration of the local population to a foreign land. Such as the Israelites, Pilgrims, Irish, and most recently the people of New Orleans.

These unstable reactions include but is not limited to the following:

1. The need to have as many family members within a 5 block distance to better facilitate quick organization and movement.
2. Carrying large amounts of diamonds and gold because diamonds and gold can be traded for supplies and used to transfer wealth to the next country that they flee too.
3. The uncontrollable urge to make all the family members travel and sleep together.
4. Sudden and quick planning along with sudden and quick changes to the plan to fool who ever might try and follow.
5. A lot of screaming and yelling with uncontrollable body movements.
6. Abandoning sick, old and young people who cannot keep up with the escape.
7. All actions must be a reaction without any preconceived objective and/or logical progression of though.
8. An outdated address book made up of acquaintances of friends of distant family members who might have known someone near where ever you might go too.

There is only 8 right now but APR would like you the members of the APR Nation to add more so that we can fully understand FoSS.

The next blog will update the list along with have helpful tips on dealing with someone who has FoSS.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Random Rant #2

So as I think about the crazy that is my life and what to write about next, something new seems to piss me off. As you all know, I get angry a lot and loss whatever idea I was thinking about so here are some random rants.

Green Lights means go!!!!

If you're in front of me and the light turns green, get off your phone and drive. I get so annoyed by people who sit in from of green lights. Don't worry because you're free to honk your horn on APR if you see me on my iPhone checking final fantasy football scores. Hey it goes both ways.

Yes I have an iPhone!!!!

I never said I wasn't a smug, elitist, pompous a-hole. The issues I have with the iPhone is the AT&T service and the 3G chipset. If it wasn't for the fact that the iPhone makes me feel like a smug, elitist, pompous a-hole I wouldn't own it.

Sarees are not winter ware

No disrespect to my Indian (South Asian) readers but Sarees should not be worn in winter months. I know that India doesn't have winter months but when you come to US on an H1B visa for some IT company please be aware that it gets cold in the US especially if you leave near Canada. So if you want to wear a Saree and it's cold wear a large overcoat because rain jackets and parka's don't cover up anything below the waist and the colors and patterns don't match. It also tips off Whitey that you're a foreigner and not from Mexico.

Taking about Saree's and parka's I keep thinking that if there will ever be a hotel in Antarctica an Indian will do it. They will also somehow staff the hotel with Mexicans. How they will get Mexicans in Antarctica I don't know but I believe an Indian will figure it out.


Spaceballs the Animated Series


APR's parents

So the lack of blogs lately is due to the fact that APR made a big mistake in asking for help from APR's parents while Mrs. APR is out of town. So APR has been making a list of all the crap APR has had to deal with. It's a long f-ing list and it's been less than a week. Oh for the love of God please Mrs. APR come home soon!!!

No visit from APR's parents is complete without rancid food. Especially rancid food brought from where ever the parents come from. Yes, there are no grocery stores where APR lives. Especially grocery stores that specialize in what ever unique food you're accustomed too from what ever state you came from. So thank you for dragging 50 lbs of rancid food to my house and feeding my kids.

Why the F are you going through APR's mail and why are the letters open? Leave it the F alone.

Why the F are you going through APR's closet? I don't want to come home and you ask me that you don't know which of my clothing in my closet is clean so you just washed whatever you felt like washing. These are my f-ing clothing and why the f are you going through my closet?

I though that you two old F's haven't taken a bath because I left clean towels for you but the towels haven't been touched in 5 days. Oh wait you've been using my towels. Why the F would you use my towels when I left clean towels for you? No really why!!!

Oh my God learn that the TV is one remote and the satellite is another remote and the DVD player is another remote. I don't like getting waken up at 2 in the morning because you can't get to your porn.

I do not like taking parenting advice from you and I sure as hell don't like hearing how my cousins are raising their kids. Let me raise my own kids without your F-ing advice.

When asking me to do something and finding that it's a lot harder to than you though don't stop me when I'm almost done and telling me that you didn't really want it done now since it's going to be hard to do.

I don't care about your economic theories. This area must not be growing because there are no Vietnamese supermarkets. Because Vietnamese population always means affluence. Which doesn't make sense because you feel other Asian super markets are too expensive with clean aisles, air conditioning and high priced non-spoiled food. Yes, you would rather spend the time and find a cheap Vietnamese grocery store in the ghetto than spending a couple of more dollars at a nice, clean, air-conditioned Asian supermarket. So nothing says prosperity like a filthy store, rancid meat, no AC, day old and moldy bread, and illegal immigrants so far south that they are from the Amazon. If that doesn't say affluence I don't know what does.

How do you say sarcasm in Vietnamese? Because the fact that I'm agreeing with whatever is spewing from your mouth is just me being sarcastic.

Why the F did you invite someone to my house? No really why the F is there an old Vietnamese guy in my house giving me a lecture on spending too much money with daycare and not sending my kids to some old Vietnamese woman.

So I guess you would rather starve than spend more than $4 on a bowl of Pho.

I know what the F you're say because I understand Vietnamese so stop talking about me and my family in front of me. I just choose not to speak your ching chang language.

Thanks for giving me and my girls diarrhea. The day care also appreciated it so much they keep sending my girls stinky soiled underwear home for me to clean.

I guess the only friends my girls are allowed to have are Vietnamese friends because you question the ethnicity of any non-Vietnamese friend my girls have. I also like how your racism is put into high gear for mixed children.

No I don't know where the Vietnamese Catholic church is. Oh my church is okay now since you saw Vietnamese people. Thanks I though I had to change churches.

Sudoku? no really all you do all day is play Sudoku? The first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do before you watch porn is Sudoku... Well good for you.

So I don't love Jesus as much because I keep my kids in the cry room. Well you go right ahead and leave me and my sinful way.

Yes I let my girls watch TV but please don't watch adult or violent movies in front of them.

If you can't use the dishwasher just wash your dishes normally and use the dishwasher like a drying rack.

Thank God an OU game is on because that's a couple of hours you can stop bugging me.

I know my two year old is fast but if you want me to do something for you, you can at least watch her for more than a couple of seconds.

You know why my girls are crying at night and sleeping with me. It's the fact that you two freak them out when you go to their room when they make any noise. So please stop coming up to their rooms and checking on them at night so I don't have to spend the next hour calming them down.

Stop bugging me because your computer won't run right. Here's some advice, stop opening every f-ing email that is sent to you.

We can afford paper towels so please stop cutting up the sheets into smaller sheets.

Oh for the love of Christ please stop bugging me about how my brothers and sisters are raising their kids. I don't care!

Stop asking me about my brothers and sisters. You've been with me all week have you seen me talk to any of them?

I guess my piano room is now a medicine cabinet.

You know you love Jesus so much you do the sign of the cross before you take your drugs.

Okay I have to go take care of my girls because it's getting near dinner time and I have an hour of trying to get them to eat the crappy food my parents made before I give up and go buy McDonald's.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

No Spin Zone #3

Obama's real response to his lipstick on a pig statement -- I would have called her a b*tch but we all know Hillary is my b*tch.

McCain real response to calling his wife the C-word -- Yeah that's how I roll b*tches. C-word is like a Ho to the bros. You know what I'm saying.

APR's 3 easy ways to get a job

So has anyone used one of the many news web sites and notice a link to articles like "5 ways to lose weight" or "how to get a promotion". You blindly click on the article and it gives you very basic and common sense advice like diet and exercise or dress for your next position.

Well APR has had enough and is starting his own advice list. So the first list is 3 easy steps to get a job, guaranteed!

Yes APR will tell you 3 fool proof ways of getting a job no matter what the current economic conditions are.

So in reverse order:

3. Be related to someone who can hire you.

Remember Charlie Sheen? Do you really think he could have gotten a job without his dad? Okay Charlie Sheen is an easy target so try William Ford Jr. Who? because of his great-grandfather he's running a major multi-billion dollar company into the ground. You think that any loser can have that job? No you had to be related to the the founder of the company.

So look for a relative that has a job and ask to see if his company is hiring.

2. Know and/or date someone who can give you a job.

Not having any luck with monster.com or hotjobs.com? Well try match.com and look for people who currently have a job. Chances are on the first date you can see if their company is hiring. It's easy because unattractive people are usually workaholic's so they are respected in their company and can get you an interview. Don't limit it to just searches on the straight section either because you're really just looking for a job so check out the gay section too. Maybe this is why there aren't jobless gay people.

1. So if the other two steps don't work in getting you a job this will guarantee you a job.

One word, 4 letters....

ORAL... Yes APR said ORAL. Learn to give ORAL and the world is your oyster or penis depending on which Clinton you know.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Why APR is like Forrest Gump

So over the weekend the Government used the major distraction and media focus of APR's sisters wedding to announce the take-over of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. As the wonderful wedding took place and the media focus was away the government went in and saved a bunch of rich people.

But what does this have to do with Forrest Gump? It's because, like most of Americans, APR is retarded like Forrest Gump. Gump wasn't full retard like Simple Jack. Oh know, APR was mostly retarded. Gump did things without question, he trusted what people told him and he was very kind. Meaning he was mostly retarded!

You see, APR pays APR's bills, loans, mortgages, daycare and taxes. That makes APR mostly retarded. It turns out not everyone does this. So as APR sits around and stumbles through life following the rules, doing what's best and trusting people the "Jenny" of the world goes out and parties, uses drugs, and becomes a whore. What is the consequences for the wild deprived lifestyle of the Jenny? Why it's to have a rich Gump takes her back, raises her kid and gives here a great life.

So the government is bailing out these two institutions, taking on their debt, and helping out people who can't pay their taxes, loans, mortgages, and credit cards. What does APR get? APR get's f-ed up the A$$. APR gets to pay for all this and APR gets to hear all the whining all the time, while APR watches APR's property value go down, taxes go up, and investments loss money.

Thank you F-ing Jenny.

So who is Jenny? Well Jenny is the executives of Fannie and Freddie and APR just wishes that they will all die of F-ing AIDS!!!!!!! What about the people who defaulted on their loads? Why they are the retarded kid that Fannie and Freddie left behind!!!

I'm the worst parent ever

APR never, ever said APR was the best parent or even a good parent. No APR stated that APR is the Best Blogger in the World. So let this be a lesson to all those who want to try and use the APR parenting methodology.

As an example -- Air travel with two kids.

APR is the worst parent in the world.

How does APR know this? Well it has to do with the stares and looks that passengers and flight attendants or as APR calls them flight hags gives APR when one of APR's spawns cries and throws a tantrum during a flight.

Never mind the fact that APR's child was good and well behaved through 95% of the flight or the fact that APR was stuck on the f-ing tarmac for almost an hour forced to restrain APR's child to the crappy seat belt while the plane sat motionless. Oh heaven forbid that APR un-locks the seat belt and by doing so receives the wrath of the flight hag on the PA system scolding APR. Or a friendly visit from the flight hag reminding APR that the f-ing pilot hasn't turned off the seat belt sign.

Than on top of that there's the helpful advice from passengers. Listen people APR appreciates your advice but air pressure change as a reason why a child is screaming doesn't explain why a kid cries while being on the ground. Maybe the fact that every f-ing eye is on the kid and the parent has to restrain them could be the reason the kid is crying.

APR sees all the looks from those around judging APR and APR's parenting skills. Well all you people can shut your f-ing pie hole and f-off.

APR knows he's the worst parent ever so F-you!!!!!

Oh yeah APR had a big hang-over too from too much drinking the night before so F-you all to HELL!!!!!!!

APR New Political Voice

APR has a new political voice and that voice belongs to Penn and Teller. Actually just Penn Jillette. You may know him from Dancing with the Stars but I know him from B*llsh*t on Showtime.

Here's a witty, funny and pointed commentary he did on CNN about the elections. I don't know how this got through the editors at the Clinton News Network.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/02/jillette.presidency/index.html

Here are some funny points he made.


The idea, especially from the Democrats that I know, is, we just get a smarter guy in the White House, and all the problems will go away. We'll have smart speeches, smart high gas prices, smart bad economy, smart war on terrorism, smart war on drugs, smart hurricanes, smart global warming, smart war in Georgia -- smart, smart, smart.


We need someone stupid enough to understand that the president of the United States can't solve many problems without taking away freedom and therefore shouldn't try. The only reason John McCain scares me a little less is because I think he's a little less likely to win. They both promise a government that will watch over us, and I don't like that.

Our first seven presidents averaged a bit more than three public speeches a year, and they didn't promise jobs for everyone, day care, dental exams and free stuff.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Parenting Advice from APR

Ever wonder where APR learned APR's parenting skillz from? Well APR can tell you it wasn't from APR's dad. DA' Original APR. No APR learned it from Calvin's dad from Calvin and Hobbes.

Here are some great examples of how to talk to your kids.





Monday, September 1, 2008

AD Fall Line up!

Here's the AD Fall Line-up!!!!

Not too busy to go study.


Time to go to the game.
BOOMER! SOONERS!




Wake up early to work the farm.



How about this playful look?


Time to bundle up!

Convention Rant #2

WTF is wrong with TV when I couldn't get a live feed from the Olympics but every G-D channel was showing the conventions.

Do we really need HDTV of old pasty skinned white people?

Once again the conventions prove that our system of government is messed up.

I will vote for any person who can prove to me why my one F-ing vote will actually count for anything.

Here's my review of Obama's speech since I was trapped at an airport waiting on my flight which was delayed and every f-ing TV was showing his speech.

Here's where he lost me.

1. We are a nation of whiners! We whine about everything! Everyone whines and complains and bitch! That's what we do and that's what the political party's go after because those people who whine will likely go out and vote.
2. "Born into poverty? Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, even if you don't have boots. You are on your own." There is nothing wrong with that. Once again those who have improved their lives from poverty likely aren't bitching and moaning like those at the conventions.

I work hard and I provide for my family. I worked my way through the system, I don't whine and complain because of that I am not someone who will vote for Obama.

I am also not white and rich so I won't vote for McCain either.

No Spin Zone Update #2

Obama's VP Pick -- Look at me I got me a Whitey that works for me!

McCain's VP Pick -- Look at me I got me another beauty queen!

Whitewashing Alert!

So there's been a movie that had been bugging me for awhile and I was happy that it didn't get any box office success but since it's now on DVD I see ads for it all over the place. The move is call 21 and it's made out to be some sort of true story/action/suspense/gambling movie. On the surface it falls into the category of Hollywood crapfest. Mostly it is but the reason I hate the move and will never see it is because the book and the people its based on are mostly Asian and the only Asians in the movie are goofy horny Asian men and hot Asian women. Hollywood "Whitewashed" the movie by replacing all the lead actors with white people.

Kevin Spacey's character was Asian and had to dress up like a woman to go to casino's because the casinos were trying to kill him. Sadly that's another part of the book that was not used in the movie.

To add insult to injury Hollywood didn't even go with a American whitey. They went with some European actor who had to take English lessons to learn how to speak English.

Are there no Asian actors? Harold from Harold and Kumar? Jet Li? Chow Yun Fat? Jackie Chan? Okay Hollywood might have a point since most of the known Asian actors are either martial arts actors and/or hot Asian women.

I should be thankful that they didn't make all the white actors pretend to by Asian. Sadly a cross-dressing Kevin Spacey with buck teeth and thick glasses might have made a more enjoyable movie.

So what's my point since no one went to see the movie? I don't have one. But if you want to see a good gambling movie check out Good of Gamblers with Chow Yun Fat.

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